For Frieda

[LCW]

Okay, this is nowhere near comprehensive or complete. But it's a start:

Nummy(licious) = Nice & yummy (& delicious)
Peeps = people
Mah = my
Berry, Verrah, Vewwy = very
Imma = I'm
Mesa = me
dun' = don't
Wanna = want to
Blanky = grey/blue old rag that smells & behaves something like a psychotic 7 y/o
Cream buns© = They don't exist really. However, a bud begged me for a recipe & actually made up a few batches of them....her hubby then banned her from baking them cos they were putting on so much weight through eating them....Oops? LOL
Otay = Okay
Likey - like
Y'all = you all
Youse/Youm/Youz/Joo = you
Gots = got
Dat = that
Dis = this
Den = then
Dan = than
Obah/Ovah = over
Heah = here
Dere = there
Dese = these
Dose = those
Haff/Hab = have
Bud = friend/acquiantance
Nebah = never
Heered = heard
Lub/Luff/Wub/Wuff/Lurve = love
Sumbuddy = somebody
Nobuddy = nobody
Nuffink/Nuttin' = nothing
Sumpfink = something
O.O = big eyes of shock/surprise/fear
^_~ = wink
^_^ = happy face/raised eyebrows
> = devilish grin
(_(_)(_)_) wiggling bottom
Nuh uh = no
Hunny = honey
Iffen = if
Mwah = the sound a kiss on the cheek makes
Tiss = kiss
Chillin' = relaxing
hyb = haul your booty
Wetodded = retarded
Innit = Isn't it

Some of the words/phrases are mine...others belong to friends or they're ones I've picked up on my travels. I'll keep adding to this as things come to mind. hopefully you'll begin to get an idea of how it works from what I've managed to get down on paper so far