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JesusTitties · 11-15-2003, 08:51 PM

my best friends neighbour comes home from work to find his BBQ gone off the back patio.

he calls the cops, they make a report and consider it pretty much gone and theres nothing that he can do about it.

The next day my friends neighbour comes home, to not only find the BBQ back on his back patio but a note in the mailbox that says "sorry to take your bbq, we had a wild party last night and needed to borrow it for an extra cooker. Please accept these ice level ottawa senator tickets for thursday nights match as a token of our appreciation.

So my friends neighbour thinks kick ass, and goes to the game.

Four hours later returns from the game to find wheel marks in his front lawn, from the cube van that was used, and pulled up to the front door - where they stole everything in his house right down to the carpeting in the basement.

rmr · 11-15-2003, 08:55 PM

urban myth.

JesusTitties · 11-15-2003, 09:11 PM

my friends cousin used to masturbate about 10 times a day, did ever since he was a kid.....
one morning he woke up and both of his palms were as hairy as the top of his head. His mom tried everything, waxing, electrolosis, everything - and it kept growing back.

He is 37 years old now, and works as a buffer at a carwash shop.

im not making any of this up.

rmr · 11-15-2003, 09:14 PM

you have such an amazing life

LCW · 11-15-2003, 09:15 PM

Peeks

Ummmmmmmm otaaaaaaaaaaaay I believes ya....millions wouldn't

Giggles

Klynne · 11-15-2003, 09:26 PM

I woke up this morning and angels flew out of my ass. Then, I had a relaxing breakfast with the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus. I saw pigs flying around tonight. One weird ass day.

LCW · 11-15-2003, 09:27 PM

Made a change from the norm tho' I bet

JesusTitties · 11-15-2003, 09:30 PM

Klynne · 11-15-2003, 09:31 PM

Maybe it was those strange tasting mushrooms in my salad last night? Who knows?

zenbabe · 11-16-2003, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JesusTitties
my best friends neighbour comes home from work to find his BBQ gone off the back patio.

he calls the cops, they make a report and consider it pretty much gone and theres nothing that he can do about it.

The next day my friends neighbour comes home, to not only find the BBQ back on his back patio but a note in the mailbox that says "sorry to take your bbq, we had a wild party last night and needed to borrow it for an extra cooker. Please accept these ice level ottawa senator tickets for thursday nights match as a token of our appreciation.

So my friends neighbour thinks kick ass, and goes to the game.

Four hours later returns from the game to find wheel marks in his front lawn, from the cube van that was used, and pulled up to the front door - where they stole everything in his house right down to the carpeting in the basement.

Dang...

funkytuba · 11-16-2003, 04:36 AM

Quote:

rmr: urban myth.

JT: im not making any of this up.

http://snopes.com/autos/theft/tickets.asp

If it happened to your best friend's neighbor, it must be fairly common. It's been happening since the '50s.

rmr · 11-16-2003, 11:59 PM

it's happened to that many people???

i'm for sure not getting fooled by that trick :

agentsmith · 11-17-2003, 12:20 PM

jt, lying bastard. ya still in japan?

dinzdale · 11-17-2003, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rmr
i'm for sure not getting fooled by that trick :

Hey Rims, Cubs are playing tonight......I've sent you some LOSER season tickets.

Red Princess · 11-17-2003, 02:08 PM

i was thinking about this while i was in church on sunday morning and i just can't beleive that anyone named jesus would make up stories

11-15-2003, 08:51 PM	#1
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	******* my best friends neighbour comes home from work to find his BBQ gone off the back patio. he calls the cops, they make a report and consider it pretty much gone and theres nothing that he can do about it. The next day my friends neighbour comes home, to not only find the BBQ back on his back patio but a note in the mailbox that says "sorry to take your bbq, we had a wild party last night and needed to borrow it for an extra cooker. Please accept these ice level ottawa senator tickets for thursday nights match as a token of our appreciation. So my friends neighbour thinks kick ass, and goes to the game. Four hours later returns from the game to find wheel marks in his front lawn, from the cube van that was used, and pulled up to the front door - where they stole everything in his house right down to the carpeting in the basement.

11-15-2003, 09:15 PM	#5
LCW monkey Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Lewisham, London, UK Posts: 144	Peeks Ummmmmmmm otaaaaaaaaaaaay I believes ya....millions wouldn't Giggles __________________ Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Wind, Sand an Stars

11-15-2003, 09:27 PM	#7
LCW monkey Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Lewisham, London, UK Posts: 144	Made a change from the norm tho' I bet __________________ Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Wind, Sand an Stars

11-15-2003, 09:30 PM	#8
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	Last edited by JesusTitties : 11-15-2003 at 09:33 PM.

11-17-2003, 12:20 PM	#13
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	jt, lying bastard. ya still in japan? __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

11-15-2003, 08:55 PM	#2
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	urban myth.

11-15-2003, 09:11 PM	#3
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	my friends cousin used to masturbate about 10 times a day, did ever since he was a kid..... one morning he woke up and both of his palms were as hairy as the top of his head. His mom tried everything, waxing, electrolosis, everything - and it kept growing back. He is 37 years old now, and works as a buffer at a carwash shop. im not making any of this up.

11-15-2003, 09:14 PM	#4
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	you have such an amazing life

11-15-2003, 09:26 PM	#6
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	I woke up this morning and angels flew out of my ass. Then, I had a relaxing breakfast with the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus. I saw pigs flying around tonight. One weird ass day.

11-15-2003, 09:31 PM	#9
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	Maybe it was those strange tasting mushrooms in my salad last night? Who knows?

11-16-2003, 11:59 PM	#12
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	it's happened to that many people??? i'm for sure not getting fooled by that trick :

11-17-2003, 02:08 PM	#15
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	i was thinking about this while i was in church on sunday morning and i just can't beleive that anyone named jesus would make up stories __________________ snarky peep

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