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Old 11-17-2003, 08:30 AM   #1
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Arrow Yodelin Theresa

After 20 years of alcohol and drug abuse, and several failed marriages, her willingness to go on in this life began to look bleak. Then one day, the Holy Spirit spoke to her and said, "Look what you're doing to your children." Not being a Christian, Yodeling Theresa cried out to the Lord that she wanted to change her life, to become a better person.



WANT TO BUY HER CD AND SEE WHAT CAME OF WHAT THE LORD SAID?
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Old 11-17-2003, 10:48 AM   #2
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"Come up Hither Ministry" Woooo Hooo!
  • I Wanna Yodel For The Lord
  • I'm Gonna Yodel My Way To Heaven
  • Clean Me Out Precious Lord

To name just a few!
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Old 11-17-2003, 11:00 AM   #3
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I bet this will be a christmas hit!!! It's simply superb!!!
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Old 11-17-2003, 12:17 PM   #4
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*shocked*


*ears explode*


*slumps off chair into floor*
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Old 11-17-2003, 12:23 PM   #5
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raaaah!

I found that it was quicker to smash up my speakers instead of point clicking to turn the sound off.

ahh the silence
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Old 11-17-2003, 12:59 PM   #6
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My personal favorite was

7. My Love Song To Jesus
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Old 11-17-2003, 10:19 PM   #7
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when i was listening to that i sat quietly in my room and thought about how nice it was that someone would dedicate all of these songs to me. it was quite moving.
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Old 11-17-2003, 10:55 PM   #8
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It moved my lunch, that's all I know!

Lord have mercy on our souls......
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Old 11-17-2003, 11:55 PM   #9
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it caused violent spasms and projectile vomitting.
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