Please pray for Fred - ZEFRANK.COM

Klynne · 11-21-2003, 01:53 AM

Fred, my cat, has a little eye problem...Knuckles (my other cat) hurt his eye. I think Knuckles speared him in the eye with his hind claws. Don't panic, Fred is being treated. It is not fun putting eye drops in a cat. I had to enlist the muscles of my room mate to hold him down. Lets all hope his eye gets better. Thanks for your prayers for my dear Fred.

JesusTitties · 11-21-2003, 02:00 AM

pray to jesustitties

agentsmith · 11-21-2003, 02:01 AM

no one prays to mr. smutty who shits his pants...or do they?

Klynne · 11-21-2003, 02:06 AM

An Ode to Fred,

Oh, Dear Fred,

I am glad you are not dead,

even though you squint so,

please, please, don't go...

Despite your fifth toe,

My love for you is everlasting.

priceyfatprude · 11-21-2003, 02:13 AM

I hope your kitty gets better soon.

(cats pointy ears = satan's antennae)

Klynne · 11-21-2003, 02:15 AM

Thanks sweetie!

Klynne · 11-21-2003, 02:25 AM

O.K. Here goes one more eye drop before bed. He has been hating this, but it is for his own good. So far, he has ripped up a perfectly good pair of nylons, left gashes in my legs (well, not really gashes, but some good scratches, and I have cussed alot)

Night all. Send out a search party if you have not heard from me in a week or so.

agentsmith · 11-21-2003, 02:44 AM

hehe...love to fred.

carolyn81 · 11-21-2003, 03:09 AM

Best wishes Fred. You'll pull through it.

~*WickedAngel*~ · 11-21-2003, 03:14 AM

Poor Fred, I hope he makes it. *lights a prayer candle for Fred*

rmr · 11-21-2003, 11:14 AM

i hope fred gets all better.

dinzdale · 11-21-2003, 12:28 PM

Fred, Fred
He's not quite dead
Just a sore head
Stop malingering Fred
Get out of bed
And do something besides shit in the kitchen.

LadyCrow · 11-21-2003, 12:38 PM

Sending a prayer to Bast for dear Fred...

Coffee · 11-21-2003, 01:56 PM

ouch...i've had to "put eyedrop in a cats eyes" a few times...it is right up there with "giving them a farking bath" for sheer enjoyment factor.

Good luck to you and kitty.

Frieda · 11-21-2003, 03:10 PM

get well soon, fred! and you too, klynne.. i bet fred has given you some scars..

11-21-2003, 01:53 AM	#1
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	Please pray for Fred Fred, my cat, has a little eye problem...Knuckles (my other cat) hurt his eye. I think Knuckles speared him in the eye with his hind claws. Don't panic, Fred is being treated. It is not fun putting eye drops in a cat. I had to enlist the muscles of my room mate to hold him down. Lets all hope his eye gets better. Thanks for your prayers for my dear Fred.

11-21-2003, 02:01 AM	#3
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	no one prays to mr. smutty who shits his pants...or do they? __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

11-21-2003, 02:13 AM	#5
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	I hope your kitty gets better soon. (cats pointy ears = satan's antennae) __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

11-21-2003, 02:44 AM	#8
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	hehe...love to fred. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

11-21-2003, 03:14 AM	#10
~WickedAngel~ Sanitarium Patient Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Peeking through your window with my binoculars and digital camera. Posts: 565	Poor Fred, I hope he makes it. lights a prayer candle for Fred __________________ "Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Brandon Lee as Eric Draven

11-21-2003, 02:00 AM	#2
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	pray to jesustitties

11-21-2003, 02:06 AM	#4
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	An Ode to Fred, Oh, Dear Fred, I am glad you are not dead, even though you squint so, please, please, don't go... Despite your fifth toe, My love for you is everlasting.

11-21-2003, 02:15 AM	#6
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	Thanks sweetie!

11-21-2003, 02:25 AM	#7
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	O.K. Here goes one more eye drop before bed. He has been hating this, but it is for his own good. So far, he has ripped up a perfectly good pair of nylons, left gashes in my legs (well, not really gashes, but some good scratches, and I have cussed alot) Night all. Send out a search party if you have not heard from me in a week or so.

11-21-2003, 03:09 AM	#9
carolyn81 _ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 89	Best wishes Fred. You'll pull through it.

11-21-2003, 11:14 AM	#11
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	i hope fred gets all better.

11-21-2003, 12:28 PM	#12
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Fred, Fred He's not quite dead Just a sore head Stop malingering Fred Get out of bed And do something besides shit in the kitchen.

11-21-2003, 12:38 PM	#13
LadyCrow WhY sO SiRiUs? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ta uoy erehw Posts: 1,120	Sending a prayer to Bast for dear Fred... __________________ "If there is a bedrock principle of the First Amendment, it is that the government may not prohibit the expression of an idea simply because society finds the idea itself offensive or disagreeable." -- Justice William J. Brennan (1906-1997) U. S. Supreme Court Justice Source: Texas vs. Johnson, 1989 ************ Illegitimi non carborundum... ************ Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger. - Heath Ledger

11-21-2003, 01:56 PM	#14
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	ouch...i've had to "put eyedrop in a cats eyes" a few times...it is right up there with "giving them a farking bath" for sheer enjoyment factor. Good luck to you and kitty.

11-21-2003, 03:10 PM	#15
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	get well soon, fred! and you too, klynne.. i bet fred has given you some scars.. __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

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