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Perky Pat · 11-26-2003, 08:16 PM

Here are 20 definitions of PANTS. Anyone care to add THEIR PANTS?

PANTS
"pa-aaa-n-ts"

Referring to clothing items either trousers or strides in the US, or underpants in the UK. Also used to describe something as no good or useless.
Can lead to some confusion when describing unpleasant underwear.

Those pants are totally pants.

PANTS
"pa-aaa-n-ts"

rubbish, no good, bag of shite

you are pants

PANTS
"pa-aaa-n-ts"

v. The act of pulling down someone's pants

Crazy Achmed just got pants'd by that asshole over there

PANTS
"pa-aaa-n-ts"
A bad thing which Americans are confused by.

"Tom have you seen my pants? I think you took them off around here somewhere."

PANTS
"pa-aaa-n-ts"

A place to put all kinds of electronic wizz-flash gadgets.

Quiddity, what is that down your pants?

PANTS
"pa-aaa-n-ts"
if something/someone is pants it means they are stupid, rubbish or boring

That song is so pants

PANTS
"pa-aaa-n-ts"

very uncomfortable
unnecessary

hey! don't you hate PANTS?!

PANTS
"pa-aaa-n-ts"
article of clothing commonly worn around the hips and down the legs; fun game involving a Harry Potter book and a few shots of whiskey

I got a pair of pants yeserday.
Lupin slowly lowered his pants, looking directly at Black.

PANTS
"pa-aaa-n-ts"

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

PANTS
"pa-aaa-n-ts"

An optional piece of clothing

I j-walked without pants today!

PANTS
" p (aaaaaa) un tz"

Dumbass americans say pants instead of trousers, when in actual fact they are under garments designed to keep the testicles and penis warm, however only fags where them everyone else wheres boxer shorts. Also used when something is crap.

Im wearing pants
That song is pants.

PANTS
"pa-aaa-n-ts"

an article of clothing, usually fastened around the waist and reaching to the ankles or farther. WARNING!! these must be removed before trying to perform oral sex on a male!!

PANTS
"pa-aaa-n-ts"

A description for something excellent.
The pinnacle of something.
Syn. Tits

Those tits are pants!

Man, this game is pants!

PANTS
"pa-aaa-n-ts"

1.something you shit in when you're little
2.spend your teens trying not to wear for sexual purposes
3.spend your middle age using them to hold everything in
4.spend your old age being wet

PANTS
"take a wild guess"

long, wearable garments for covering the leftand right movement stalk (comes in both the edible and non-edible form)

i got pants

PANTS
" p (aaaaaa) un tz

pants=unnesessary

pants?...what are pants

Recommend for deletion

PANTS
" p (aaaaaa) un tz"

An online British friend of mine once used this as a substitute for "Shit!" or "****!". At first I thought he was being funny, but then I realized it is an everyday insult. ****ing limey weirdo.

"I'm British, so I say Pants! to express anger. I'm ****ing dumb. I'm going to go drink tea now and not brush my teeth. I'm also not going to go into the sun because being pasty white makes me horny."

PANTS
" p (aaaaaa) un tz"

Dumbass americans say pants instead of trousers, when in actual fact they are under garments designed to keep the testicles and penis warm, however only fags where them everyone else wheres boxer shorts. Also used when something is crap.

Im wearing pants
That song is pants.

PANTS
" p (aaaaaa) un tz"
pants are best kept short. also long.

my pants.

PANTS
"PAN-tz"
An interchangeable word, meaning just about anything depending on the context.

You got tickets? Yes! That's so PANTS!

Did you see that skank he's dating? She's completely pants.

zenbabe · 11-26-2003, 08:20 PM

PANTS!!

dinzdale · 11-26-2003, 08:23 PM

That was pants Perky.....British people say Toilet equally well...

Those pants are toilet.
This toilet is pants

Or as opposites:

Perky Pat is the pants!
Perky Pat is toilet.

JOJ Perky

zenbabe · 11-26-2003, 08:24 PM

I thought they called it a 'loo'

dinzdale · 11-26-2003, 08:26 PM

Correct...as in: Where is the loo?

But more commonly: This loo is toilet (or pants)

zenbabe · 11-26-2003, 08:28 PM

Does that come from the custom of toileting in your pants?

I think they are just lazy...

dinzdale · 11-26-2003, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zenbabe
Does that come from the custom of toileting in your pants?

I cant help it.....

zenbabe · 11-26-2003, 08:40 PM

You know you are listening to J'Lo when you do it!

Perky Pat · 11-26-2003, 08:41 PM

It looks really good on "who's on Ze" when it says: "rmr - viewing thread PANTS"

rmr · 11-26-2003, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Perky Pat
It looks really good on "who's on Ze" when it says: "rmr - viewing thread PANTS"

oooh.......you caught me being a pervert.

Perky Pat · 11-26-2003, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rmr
oooh.......you caught me being a pervert.

Don't be embarasssed rmr, I completely understand the powerful allure of "Viewing Thread PANTS". A lot of people have been "Viewing Thread PANTS", you were just the unlucky one at the time.

jenschka · 11-26-2003, 09:12 PM

I'm viewing Thread Pants! But I thought that was what your dog does when he runs around too much.

lapietra · 11-26-2003, 09:36 PM

Or what I do when I look at pix of Jude Law.

Klynne · 11-26-2003, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lapietra
Or what I do when I look at pix of Jude Law.

Oh yeah, Jude Law. *Sigh* He is dreamy.

Do you like Val Kilmer? He was hot in "Tombstone" as Doc Holiday. MMMM.

jenschka · 11-26-2003, 09:43 PM

HA HA HA!
SNARL!

11-26-2003, 08:16 PM	#1
Perky Pat burning bright Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: molotov Posts: 2,963	PANTS Here are 20 definitions of PANTS. Anyone care to add THEIR PANTS? PANTS "pa-aaa-n-ts" Referring to clothing items either trousers or strides in the US, or underpants in the UK. Also used to describe something as no good or useless. Can lead to some confusion when describing unpleasant underwear. Those pants are totally pants. PANTS "pa-aaa-n-ts" rubbish, no good, bag of shite you are pants PANTS "pa-aaa-n-ts" v. The act of pulling down someone's pants Crazy Achmed just got pants'd by that asshole over there PANTS "pa-aaa-n-ts" A bad thing which Americans are confused by. "Tom have you seen my pants? I think you took them off around here somewhere." PANTS "pa-aaa-n-ts" A place to put all kinds of electronic wizz-flash gadgets. Quiddity, what is that down your pants? PANTS "pa-aaa-n-ts" if something/someone is pants it means they are stupid, rubbish or boring That song is so pants PANTS "pa-aaa-n-ts" very uncomfortable unnecessary hey! don't you hate PANTS?! PANTS "pa-aaa-n-ts" article of clothing commonly worn around the hips and down the legs; fun game involving a Harry Potter book and a few shots of whiskey I got a pair of pants yeserday. Lupin slowly lowered his pants, looking directly at Black. PANTS "pa-aaa-n-ts" What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates. "Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler PANTS "pa-aaa-n-ts" An optional piece of clothing I j-walked without pants today! PANTS " p (aaaaaa) un tz" Dumbass americans say pants instead of trousers, when in actual fact they are under garments designed to keep the testicles and penis warm, however only fags where them everyone else wheres boxer shorts. Also used when something is crap. Im wearing pants That song is pants. PANTS "pa-aaa-n-ts" an article of clothing, usually fastened around the waist and reaching to the ankles or farther. WARNING!! these must be removed before trying to perform oral sex on a male!! PANTS "pa-aaa-n-ts" A description for something excellent. The pinnacle of something. Syn. Tits Those tits are pants! Man, this game is pants! PANTS "pa-aaa-n-ts" 1.something you shit in when you're little 2.spend your teens trying not to wear for sexual purposes 3.spend your middle age using them to hold everything in 4.spend your old age being wet PANTS "take a wild guess" long, wearable garments for covering the leftand right movement stalk (comes in both the edible and non-edible form) i got pants PANTS " p (aaaaaa) un tz pants=unnesessary pants?...what are pants Recommend for deletion PANTS " p (aaaaaa) un tz" An online British friend of mine once used this as a substitute for "Shit!" or "**!". At first I thought he was being funny, but then I realized it is an everyday insult. ing limey weirdo. "I'm British, so I say Pants! to express anger. I'm ing dumb. I'm going to go drink tea now and not brush my teeth. I'm also not going to go into the sun because being pasty white makes me horny." PANTS " p (aaaaaa) un tz" Dumbass americans say pants instead of trousers, when in actual fact they are under garments designed to keep the testicles and penis warm, however only fags where them everyone else wheres boxer shorts. Also used when something is crap. Im wearing pants That song is pants. PANTS " p (aaaaaa) un tz" pants are best kept short. also long. my pants. PANTS** "PAN-tz" An interchangeable word, meaning just about anything depending on the context. You got tickets? Yes! That's so PANTS! Did you see that skank he's dating? She's completely pants.

11-26-2003, 08:20 PM	#2
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	PANTS!! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-26-2003, 08:24 PM	#4
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I thought they called it a 'loo' __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-26-2003, 08:28 PM	#6
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Does that come from the custom of toileting in your pants? I think they are just lazy... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-26-2003, 08:40 PM	#8
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	You know you are listening to J'Lo when you do it! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-26-2003, 08:23 PM	#3
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	That was pants Perky.....British people say Toilet equally well... Those pants are toilet. This toilet is pants Or as opposites: Perky Pat is the pants! Perky Pat is toilet. JOJ Perky

11-26-2003, 08:26 PM	#5
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Correct...as in: Where is the loo? But more commonly: This loo is toilet (or pants)

11-26-2003, 08:41 PM	#9
Perky Pat burning bright Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: molotov Posts: 2,963	It looks really good on "who's on Ze" when it says: "rmr - viewing thread PANTS"

11-26-2003, 09:12 PM	#12
jenschka jenschka bo benschka Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 209	I'm viewing Thread Pants! But I thought that was what your dog does when he runs around too much. __________________ ...follow your heart!...

11-26-2003, 09:36 PM	#13
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	Or what I do when I look at pix of Jude Law. __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

11-26-2003, 09:43 PM	#15
jenschka jenschka bo benschka Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 209	HA HA HA! SNARL! __________________ ...follow your heart!...

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