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JesusTitties · 12-01-2003, 07:31 AM

i crunched my toe on this piece of shit futon that i have been meaning to throw out since the dawn of creation. I didn't think it was broken to begin with but, when the pretty colors started to show up and I could hardly walk, i was a little scared, plus, everyone in my office told me I was a stupid asshole for not getting an x-ray. I just got back from the emergency room (3 days after I jammed it and heard it pop) and its broken in 3 places.
the outcome? I have to wear a fcking orthopedic sandal. I hate sandals. And when I use the word "hate" I mean I really HATE any form of sandal.
most feet are ugly. It's a fact. how about guys who wear sandals with socks & shorts not to mention the "Gimp Sandal." could I look like a bigger retard? I doubt it. ...the simple truth is that I can't walk without it. So, I will wear it and hate myself and a sock to cover the black, blue, purple, orange, yellow bruises, telling everyone that I broke my toe in 3 places and to just shut the fuk up about how queer it looks
this thing is the ugliest footwear ever invented

JesusTitties · 12-01-2003, 08:11 AM

jaymirror · 12-01-2003, 10:20 AM

agentsmith · 12-01-2003, 11:56 AM

i got a spur in my toe 2 years ago and after the surgery i had to wear an orthopedic sandal for a month.

RuneT · 12-01-2003, 11:58 AM

do you want to talk about it?

how did it make you feel?

agentsmith · 12-01-2003, 11:59 AM

like a dork.

a big dork.

Magpie · 12-01-2003, 01:04 PM

It could be worse JT - Feel Better!

http://freespace.virgin.net/keith.povall/sandals.htm

Frieda · 12-01-2003, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaymirror

EEEEEWWWWWWW!!

come on man, make it FASHIONABLE!! wear pink socks in them and a light blue kilt.

priceyfatprude · 12-01-2003, 08:35 PM

I thought JesusTitties always wore sandals.

You should tape your toes together. Grab the 2 on either side of the broken one & tape them all together w/medical tape. That is what I had to do for my broken toe.

I was also told that broken toes never heal.

zenbabe · 12-01-2003, 08:58 PM

that happened to me once...I didnt realize I had really hurt myself until I got out of the shower and my foot had swelled twice the size, it had also turned purple. I had a hairline fracture it turns out.....and I lived in an apartment that had two flights of stairs to walk up and down.

I also had to drive myself to the emergency room, with a manual drive car with one foot....

catbelly · 12-01-2003, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
I thought JesusTitties always wore sandals.

You should tape your toes together. Grab the 2 on either side of the broken one & tape them all together w/medical tape. That is what I had to do for my broken toe.

I was also told that broken toes never heal.

Mama Leone! Wouldn't there be a somewhat pungent hygiene issue with this plan??

priceyfatprude · 12-01-2003, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by catbelly
Mama Leone! Wouldn't there be a somewhat pungent hygiene issue with this plan??

You change the tape every day. You also put gauze between the toes.

catbelly · 12-01-2003, 09:30 PM

Oh thank god. I was having flashbacks to earlier this year when I saw a man with a cast on the street, and could smell his foetid foot from half a block away. Brrrr.

JesusTitties · 12-01-2003, 10:57 PM

i fell down the stairs of my apartment this morning on the way to work because they are so bulky i couldnt manage the stairs
i promptly got up and punched the shit out of the railing and garbage can because that is what i do when i hurt myself i get mad

zenbabe · 12-01-2003, 11:15 PM

Violence is not the answer!

12-01-2003, 07:31 AM	#1
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	% i crunched my toe on this piece of shit futon that i have been meaning to throw out since the dawn of creation. I didn't think it was broken to begin with but, when the pretty colors started to show up and I could hardly walk, i was a little scared, plus, everyone in my office told me I was a stupid asshole for not getting an x-ray. I just got back from the emergency room (3 days after I jammed it and heard it pop) and its broken in 3 places. the outcome? I have to wear a fcking orthopedic sandal. I hate sandals. And when I use the word "hate" I mean I really HATE any form of sandal. most feet are ugly. It's a fact. how about guys who wear sandals with socks & shorts not to mention the "Gimp Sandal." could I look like a bigger retard? I doubt it. ...the simple truth is that I can't walk without it. So, I will wear it and hate myself and a sock to cover the black, blue, purple, orange, yellow bruises, telling everyone that I broke my toe in 3 places and to just shut the fuk up about how queer it looks this thing is the ugliest footwear ever invented

12-01-2003, 10:20 AM	#3
jaymirror anartist Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: out there Posts: 1,420	Sexy! __________________ Learning how to conjugate irregular verbs

12-01-2003, 11:56 AM	#4
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	i got a spur in my toe 2 years ago and after the surgery i had to wear an orthopedic sandal for a month. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

12-01-2003, 11:58 AM	#5
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	do you want to talk about it? how did it make you feel? __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!

12-01-2003, 11:59 AM	#6
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	like a dork. a big dork. __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

12-01-2003, 08:11 AM	#2
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124

12-01-2003, 01:04 PM	#7
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	It could be worse JT - Feel Better! http://freespace.virgin.net/keith.povall/sandals.htm __________________ Sometimes evil drives a mini van.

12-01-2003, 08:35 PM	#9
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	I thought JesusTitties always wore sandals. You should tape your toes together. Grab the 2 on either side of the broken one & tape them all together w/medical tape. That is what I had to do for my broken toe. I was also told that broken toes never heal. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

12-01-2003, 08:58 PM	#10
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	that happened to me once...I didnt realize I had really hurt myself until I got out of the shower and my foot had swelled twice the size, it had also turned purple. I had a hairline fracture it turns out.....and I lived in an apartment that had two flights of stairs to walk up and down. I also had to drive myself to the emergency room, with a manual drive car with one foot.... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

12-01-2003, 09:30 PM	#13
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	Oh thank god. I was having flashbacks to earlier this year when I saw a man with a cast on the street, and could smell his foetid foot from half a block away. Brrrr.

12-01-2003, 10:57 PM	#14
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	i fell down the stairs of my apartment this morning on the way to work because they are so bulky i couldnt manage the stairs i promptly got up and punched the shit out of the railing and garbage can because that is what i do when i hurt myself i get mad

12-01-2003, 11:15 PM	#15
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Violence is not the answer! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

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