Self Pity Thread

[Klynne]

Sniffle, sob, sniffle, I am very sad. Please post something to make me happy, or share your unhappy stories.

Here is mine:

I can't have close personal relationships with men. I try, it will go fairly well for a couple of months, then I feel trapped. So I will be a jerk, I drive them away. Oh, and I set up the whole scene to make sure I drive them away, before they get the chance to reject me. Sorry about the melodrama Just sad that I have done this once again.

[JesusTitties]

i have a particular fetish of getting kicked in the beanbag by young attractive females in high boots.
although somewhat unique, this fetish has served me well over the years if it werent for the fact that i want to have children one day. it occured to me, a few weeks ago, while chained humiliated to a wall by my mistress, as she was kicking me in the berries - that perhaps this isnt raising my spermcount and i should consider other avenues for enjoyment.

but perhaps its too late.
i guess we will see.

this should probably turn into a fantasy/fetish thread, because self pity is gross and should be avoided at all costs (klynne, you should go get some ice cream and watch a movie)

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Klynne
Sniffle, sob, sniffle, I am very sad. Please post something to make me happy, or share your unhappy stories.

Here is mine:

I can't have close personal relationships with men. I try, it will go fairly well for a couple of months, then I feel trapped. So I will be a jerk, I drive them away. Oh, and I set up the whole scene to make sure I drive them away, before they get the chance to reject me. Sorry about the melodrama Just sad that I have done this once again.

you are not alone! we all do this!! well, at least i do..

here´s what you need:

[Klynne]

I love you crazy monkeys! Thanks!

[Klynne]

Well...He just called, he wants to see me again. So we are going out. I have major reservations about this thing. But I have major reservations just about any male I meet. Except for JT. I think I am in love with him. It takes a real man to burn his dink on an oven coil, don't you think?

[malina]

Originally posted by JesusTitties
i have a particular fetish of getting kicked in the beanbag by young attractive females in high boots.
although somewhat unique, this fetish has served me well over the years if it werent for the fact that i want to have children one day. it occured to me, a few weeks ago, while chained humiliated to a wall by my mistress, as she was kicking me in the berries - that perhaps this isnt raising my spermcount and i should consider other avenues for enjoyment.

but perhaps its too late.
i guess we will see.

best of luck to you, admiral JT sir!

[jaymirror]

Originally posted by Klynne
Sniffle, sob, sniffle, I am very sad. Please post something to make me happy, or share your unhappy stories.

Here is mine:

I can't have close personal relationships with men. I try, it will go fairly well for a couple of months, then I feel trapped. So I will be a jerk, I drive them away. Oh, and I set up the whole scene to make sure I drive them away, before they get the chance to reject me. Sorry about the melodrama Just sad that I have done this once again.

Hey! A couple of months is not that bad...