Ok, now I have to agree

[priceyfatprude]

Where the fark is everyone today?

I leave for my massage, then hit the grocery store, McDonalds for their crack-addicting Orange Drink, and Hallmark, where I got the CUTEST Christmas cards ever and a free Snowman Card Holder & come back & there have only been 2 posts.



"Your father & I are very disappointed in you."

[red]

get used to disappointment

[Audreyvgs]

I took the day off, I was in the kitchen trying to see how long you could boil sugar before it turned dark, then I was tryin to see if I stuck a thermometer in it, how high did the temp have to be to make it get hard when it cooled, and varying degrees of that. I'm trying to figure out the caramel for the middle of the millionaires shortbread recipe, and I didn't like it with eaglebrand caramel. I just sucked up half my day with kitchen experiments.

That's where i was.
Thank Gawd Bink was in school, he'd of wanted to be in the middle of that!


OMG
We were watching The Saturday Night Live miserable Xms show last night, and Bink is not keen on parody, as he'd never seen the original anything, but was amused when they did the Martha Stewart Topless bit. They have the actress naked from the waist up, and have a black thing across her chest, and Bink is transfixed. He's talking to himself and the tv: "I can't see the nipples! Why don't they take it off? Take it off! Lift it up!" and he's leaning way over in his chair trying to see. The thing ends, and he turns around, unaware that we were silently laughing so hard we were crying, and he says, "ahhh, Martha Stewart!" at that point we all let go, howlin laughin.

[catbelly]

Aud that is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I feel like cutting and pasting and putting it on my desktop as a screen saver to cheer me up!!

[Audreyvgs]

Gawd he is a hoot, he usually pulls stuff like that a couple times a day, I usually write them down, maybe to torture him with them when he's older...but it's about once a week we get one of those "parents dont laugh"
kind of episodes.

[funkytuba]

hmmm.... he wasn't a bottle baby I'm guessing

[Audreyvgs]

about 2 weeks of that, and I was so totally over it.

It was nice, and all, that bonding thing, but i knew he liked me anyway.


But now I think it's time that I shower before he wakes up and stuff, I don't want him to be 35 and sayin "I was warped because I saw my mother naked when I was 5"

Really, tho, we were charmed by his lack of guilt about the whole thing, he asked dad tonight why he liked women so much..dad said well, you do too! and Bink says, Yeah, especially if they have lipstick on!

When he was 5 months old, we had him in a restaurant in one of those baby carriers, layin on his back, kinda, and he sees a pretty woman walk to the bathroom. She wasn't anywhere near him, when she went by. When she came out of the bathroom, he calls to her. She comes over to him, halfway across the restaurant, walks up to him and kisses him. She said, Don't worry, i washed my hands! We're all like, don't let us get in the way! she smiles and leaves. In about 5 minutes, he starts calling her, and by then she's sitting across the restaurant way over there. She stands up and says/mouths "is he talking to ME?" We all just had to shake our heads yes.

We shake our heads a lot here. We thought that when he grabbed a pretty waitress's butt when he was 3 months old that it was an accident.