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Old 12-10-2003, 10:27 PM   #1
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asdgadgadsf

im bored
and i just got banned from two other message boards.
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Old 12-10-2003, 10:31 PM   #2
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Oh dear,

What did you do you bad boy?
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Old 12-10-2003, 10:33 PM   #3
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i was just insanely bored so i went into a topic thread of drunk drivers and the severe reprocussions it causes, and every second line i posted a huge penis i found on the net.
i got it up to 6 postings before i was banned forever.
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Old 12-10-2003, 10:36 PM   #4
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Some people just don't know how to take a joke.....
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Old 12-10-2003, 10:43 PM   #5
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hahaha.... i was just going to post the same thing.

them just jokes baby!!!!


although i would have thought the mothers against drunk driving board would have been more fun. i guess you learn something new every day.
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Old 12-10-2003, 10:44 PM   #6
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there are two things in life that will forever make me laugh, whether i am 5 or 95...
that is random penises in obscure places, and farts.
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Old 12-10-2003, 10:46 PM   #7
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i'd have to agree with you there.......but i prefer to discuss farts.......i gag when i have to smell someone elses stanky ones..........
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Old 12-10-2003, 10:51 PM   #8
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the funniest part was, and the reason why i kept doing it other than complete bordom, is that they were having a live discussion, and although there was a blatant pecker RIGHT there on the screen and there is no way around looking at it - most people kept on typing and didnt even acknowledge it.
its like la la la, woah theres a pecker, gotta keep typing, i didnt see that, la la la la la la
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Old 12-10-2003, 10:57 PM   #9
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that's actually really funny.

YOU CANNOT IGNORE THE PENIS!!!!!

Did they tell you you were banned or did it just happen???

Then I'll make a confession when AOL first came out a friend and i would get on those chat lines and time ourselves to see how long it would take us to get banned......sometimes the aol police would give us a warning......other times we'd get kicked off of aol for a few days........the best part was it was always from my dad's computer and he could never understand why he wasn't able to log on.
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Old 12-10-2003, 11:21 PM   #10
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Originally posted by rmr
that's actually really funny.

YOU CANNOT IGNORE THE PENIS!!!!!

Did they tell you you were banned or did it just happen???

Then I'll make a confession when AOL first came out a friend and i would get on those chat lines and time ourselves to see how long it would take us to get banned......sometimes the aol police would give us a warning......other times we'd get kicked off of aol for a few days........the best part was it was always from my dad's computer and he could never understand why he wasn't able to log on.
Ouch, your poor dad!
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Old 12-10-2003, 11:23 PM   #11
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i won't even tell you what we did with the phone before caller id.........god the good old days
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Old 12-10-2003, 11:27 PM   #12
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I don't know if you will even get this...

Do you have Prince Albert in a Can?
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Old 12-10-2003, 11:30 PM   #13
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of course i do

and what about my old favorite...YOUR CAT IS ON MY FENCE!!!!
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Old 12-10-2003, 11:53 PM   #14
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I have never heard that one before. Punch line please....
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Old 12-11-2003, 12:18 AM   #15
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Hey JT... You have no idea what a presence you now have in my house now.... you see my ever reverent 13yr old son was standing over my shoulder reading a thread here (last week) and saw your screen name and the fun began.

"JESUS TITTIES?!!! THAT'S BRILLIANT!!!" Then he broke into song..."Jesussss, Jesus TITTIES! Jesusss, Jesus TITTIES!!"

So now when he wants to 'get my goat', or when I ask him to do something he yells out, "JESUS TITTIES!!!" (he's even wispered it in my ear in the store). So help me, if I get a call from his school counselor.... sheesh!
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