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12-18-2003, 03:20 PM
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rap geisha
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holiday drinking tips
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12-18-2003, 03:52 PM
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Did you get this from Dinz? I could swear he was just telling me all this...
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12-18-2003, 03:59 PM
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King of the špatnýs
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That's nice.
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12-18-2003, 04:44 PM
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elite rabble
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Hey dinz, do you say "that's nice" like the proper Southern belle does or are you just at a loss for words?
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12-18-2003, 04:51 PM
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King of the špatnýs
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It's a very English "that's nice" as opposed to "that's naaaarse" .
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12-18-2003, 04:53 PM
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elite rabble
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there's a joke about a Southern belle saying, "that's nice".
I can't remember how it goes, but the punchline is, "that's nice" means "Fvck You." |
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12-18-2003, 04:58 PM
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King of the špatnýs
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It's the same in English.
(and yes I know that joke) |
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12-18-2003, 05:01 PM
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elite rabble
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niiiice
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12-19-2003, 12:51 PM
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i love this one............
Don't mix alcohol with stereotypes. If you are Irish, drink rum. If you are a pirate, drink whiskey. |
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12-19-2003, 03:01 PM
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rap geisha
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If someone you know is too drunk to drive, demand that he let you have his car keys. If he refuses, pull out a gun and demand the car keys again. This also works with people who are not drunk, and whom you do not know. thats my fav
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12-19-2003, 03:07 PM
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distant
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well...?
we're waiting.... |
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12-19-2003, 04:15 PM
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rap geisha
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*shrug*
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12-19-2003, 04:35 PM
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distant
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the joke.
I've never heard it. |
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