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Old 12-19-2003, 12:41 AM   #1
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STD's anyone?

This puts a whole new spin on the 12 days of Christmas!

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Old 12-19-2003, 01:18 AM   #2
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I adore standard traffic deviations!! Who would not? I am really, really, drunk, and have to go to bed now. Night all.
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Old 12-19-2003, 03:04 AM   #3
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wear a condom!!!
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Old 12-19-2003, 03:08 AM   #4
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Dude, wear 2 condoms & use a dental dam.


Goddam, Zen, this is f*cking funny. Stick figures dancing.
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Old 12-19-2003, 11:18 AM   #5
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what the fark is a dental dam???
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Old 12-19-2003, 01:30 PM   #6
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It's a piece of rubber that you use to protect your mouth from disease when giving oral sex.
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Old 12-19-2003, 01:34 PM   #7
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oh my god i'm going to gag..........that's so sick!!!
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Old 12-19-2003, 01:41 PM   #8
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Well, usually you only use them on women.

But if you really want to be careful, you use them.

I have not met anyone who actually uses them though.
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Old 12-19-2003, 01:42 PM   #9
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ahhh.. genital warts and pubic lice--- takes me back to the good old days...

good times!
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Old 12-19-2003, 01:45 PM   #10
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< screaming > some of us are trying to have COFFEE here !!!!
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Old 12-19-2003, 01:53 PM   #11
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hehe hee! Women are screaming an dinz isn't even hear yet
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Old 12-19-2003, 02:00 PM   #12
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that dam thing is about the sickest thing i've ever seen.............oh man....... gross..........disgusting............i'm going to get my sister a box for christmas.......thanks for the idea.
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Old 12-19-2003, 02:01 PM   #13
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i'm going to get J a box and see what happens!
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Old 12-19-2003, 02:01 PM   #14
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You just made me laugh really, really loud.
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Old 12-19-2003, 02:05 PM   #15
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do it beale........i'm going to wrap the box up and put it in my sister's stocking........and make her open it up in front of the entire family...........oh god.........that's going to be great.

didn't tayna tucker write a song about them....delta dams or something like that.........man she sure was progressive.
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