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12-24-2003, 11:57 AM
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where's my salt?
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twas the night before christmas, monkeystyle
twas the night before christmas, when all through the threads
few monkeys was stirring, most drunk and near dead but dalang and MoN crafted in "fiction" with care in the hopes that St. Ze [pronounced zay] soon would be there [they were still drunk while doing it though- ed.] most monkeys were passed out on the floor by their beds while visions of wine and absolut spun 'round in their heads and annie near her window and ze making new toys to increase the frustration of his primate girls and ape boys when out on the lawn there arose such a clatter dinz shrugged off #5 to see what was the matter beale's dog in his garden again leaving presents with sheen #5 laughed to herself but it just left dinz steamed rimmer and malina toasted the new fallen snow while they shouted cat-calls at construction workers below perky pat, hearing this, didn't share in that glee so malina atoned on perky's settee [not intended for children] zenbabe was pissed because she was late for her fruit picking job or was it a date? she bumped around cali in her lil'yellow jeep while shouting at illegals "you lousy damn *bleep*" after spreading their table, dC and frieda answered the door only to see rune dressed as a norwegian crack whore his lipstick all smudged, his stockings all a-tearing seems that he'd been assaulted by a rogue with a herring the agent settled back with her movies and snacks to watch "ichi the killer" 12 times back to back moel stopped by for a bit, an aussie-to-be for he cashed in his "vacation", thanks to the Univ. of C RP had her Bailey's, her guiness, her beer and chatted while waiting for a PTG to appear and because of the children, we keep this tale clean and shall not tell of the things through the window were seen *blah blah blah blah*--- y'all know the rest but.... beale sprang from his stupor, head pounding from beer with the room spinning, he ran to the bathroom in fear but on his way there, he said to the monkeys, before ducking from sight HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE CONFEDERA-SIGH
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12-24-2003, 12:01 PM
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that's awesome beale..........merry christmas you southern fried bastard!!!
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12-24-2003, 12:06 PM
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where's my salt?
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and merry christmas to you too, you lousy midwestern crackwhore
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12-24-2003, 12:09 PM
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thank you
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12-24-2003, 12:19 PM
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freakin' brilliant.
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12-24-2003, 12:21 PM
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Excellent, quite the endeavor. M/C to you too, hun!
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12-24-2003, 12:25 PM
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one classy broad
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And I remain untouched. Thank you.
Also, HA! That was awesome. 
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12-24-2003, 12:43 PM
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Beale woke the next morning, mouth tasting of sick,
got up from his fartsack and scratched his small dick. He greedily looked for his gifts far and wide, but fat southern lawyers get FARKED at Yuletide !!! Merry Christmas. |
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12-24-2003, 12:45 PM
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i missed you.
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12-24-2003, 12:46 PM
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where's my salt?
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you gotta love dinz
fvcking bastard
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12-24-2003, 12:49 PM
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How much an hour did that little poem cost some little old lady?
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12-24-2003, 12:50 PM
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where's my salt?
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i'll say this-- she'll have to mortgage the trailer.....
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12-24-2003, 12:53 PM
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Quote:
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12-24-2003, 12:54 PM
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where's my salt?
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no she didn't. she's just trying to be nice.
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12-24-2003, 01:01 PM
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Merry Christmas!
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