twas the night before christmas, monkeystyle

[bealeblues]

twas the night before christmas, when all through the threads
few monkeys was stirring, most drunk and near dead
but dalang and MoN crafted in "fiction" with care
in the hopes that St. Ze [pronounced zay] soon would be there [they were still drunk while doing it though- ed.]

most monkeys were passed out on the floor by their beds
while visions of wine and absolut spun 'round in their heads
and annie near her window and ze making new toys
to increase the frustration of his primate girls and ape boys

when out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
dinz shrugged off #5 to see what was the matter
beale's dog in his garden again leaving presents with sheen
#5 laughed to herself but it just left dinz steamed

rimmer and malina toasted the new fallen snow
while they shouted cat-calls at construction workers below
perky pat, hearing this, didn't share in that glee
so malina atoned on perky's settee [not intended for children]

zenbabe was pissed because she was late
for her fruit picking job or was it a date?
she bumped around cali in her lil'yellow jeep
while shouting at illegals "you lousy damn *bleep*"

after spreading their table, dC and frieda answered the door
only to see rune dressed as a norwegian crack whore
his lipstick all smudged, his stockings all a-tearing
seems that he'd been assaulted by a rogue with a herring

the agent settled back with her movies and snacks
to watch "ichi the killer" 12 times back to back
moel stopped by for a bit, an aussie-to-be
for he cashed in his "vacation", thanks to the Univ. of C

RP had her Bailey's, her guiness, her beer
and chatted while waiting for a PTG to appear
and because of the children, we keep this tale clean
and shall not tell of the things through the window were seen

*blah blah blah blah*--- y'all know the rest but....

beale sprang from his stupor, head pounding from beer
with the room spinning, he ran to the bathroom in fear
but on his way there, he said to the monkeys, before ducking from sight
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT



MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE CONFEDERA-SIGH