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12-24-2003, 12:34 PM
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finish the poem
twas the night before christmas
and i was watching helter skelter while agent smith was sucking back candy canes that she stole from the shelter |
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12-24-2003, 12:39 PM
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zen was all decked out
in ribbon and lace mind you she hadnt showered yet and was stinkin up the place |
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12-24-2003, 12:40 PM
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HAHAHHA
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12-24-2003, 12:44 PM
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everyone was hungry and waiting for dinner
the meal we cooked up was sure to be a winner the only unhappy one, was rmr who seemed to be lookin around for her dog that was mistaken for the turkey, and people were chowin down. |
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12-24-2003, 02:08 PM
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JT then showed up with a pound of spiced bacon
With spirit and pride that he soon would be mak'n He fired up the stove and moved to the sink Started cooking the pork but then burned his dink
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12-24-2003, 02:11 PM
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hahahahaa
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12-24-2003, 03:36 PM
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paremedics swooped in,
the bacon was arrested, charged with assault, and for cocaine, tested
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12-24-2003, 05:32 PM
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Agent was handcuffed and hauled towards the clink
It seems that her pockets were stuffed with the drinks. Dinzdale showed up with bimbos on each arm, who bored the cops to sleep with society charm. |
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12-24-2003, 05:52 PM
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"i know, ill make some cookies" lapietra said,
with visions of male strippers dancing in her head. did someone say male strippers? exclaimed coffee, as he whipped off his clothes, but his tits were too floppy Last edited by JesusTitties : 12-24-2003 at 06:05 PM. |
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12-24-2003, 06:02 PM
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Cheeses Save
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12-24-2003, 06:04 PM
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yeah i was laughin when typin that one myself.
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12-24-2003, 07:10 PM
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Lollypop!
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Then Beale came along with something to tell
That soon comes the day he will be burning in hell The hookers and booze from his christmas past Will be joining him soon in his supper of last
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12-24-2003, 09:00 PM
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Coffee enters the room in a halo of smoke
Would anyone else care for a toke He eyes the cookies made by lapietra Howdy he says, very nice to meet ya |
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12-25-2003, 11:32 AM
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this is boring i have nothing to do
said frieda, who threatened to sling us with poo shut the hell up, she yelled and she got in the van rune calmly turned and said, dont worry guys i can handle this, im a well balanced man. |
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12-25-2003, 09:07 PM
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slightly effective
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I said to myself this is too clever for me
With thought of JT and how will he pee Just a touch of the mouse brings me yet closer I warmed myself up with a offer of Coffee! |
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