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12-24-2003, 06:41 PM
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Farking Holidays
this is the thread for holiday haters. tell your holiday party horror stories here.
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12-24-2003, 07:01 PM
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Wishing on a pickle.
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Apparently this year I'm a "Holiday Hater". I just can't get 'into it'. I'm off to Christmas Hell - WalMart.
Santa Sucks.
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12-24-2003, 08:24 PM
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Lollypop!
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Ho farking Ho...
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12-24-2003, 09:34 PM
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in limbo
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i asked for a MSI bluetooth dongle but i got a Trust one instead. Trust = crap. too bad, itīs rubbish. and i canīt tell them that itīs rubbish. i just donīt know how!!
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12-24-2003, 11:16 PM
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baaaaah?
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two words:
soft presents
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12-25-2003, 01:59 AM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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I swear if I hear Whitney Houston's (or is it mariah carey) "joy to the world" or Annie Lennox's "Winter Wonderland" on this radio again, I'm putting the Nine Inch Nails cd in and leaving it on 'repeat'... visiting in-laws or no visiting in-laws
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12-25-2003, 03:56 PM
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so far i have not murdered any family members, yay for me,,,,BUT the next person that asks me "is that a serious relationship?" is going to get my lump of coal shoved up their nose.
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12-26-2003, 10:19 AM
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what? no arrests? no eruptions of long simmering family feuds? no wildy inappropriate gifts? no broken furniture? what a bunch of sissies....
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12-26-2003, 11:31 AM
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Blue's Clues
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My mom gave me ugly sheets, but this is the first year she didn't screw up the prime rib roast.
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12-26-2003, 09:21 PM
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girthy pickles
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Quote:
 My dad's mom (80 yrs old!) hosted both Xmas Eve & Xmas Day this year. My stepmother didn't show again. Something about her back hurting. Xmas Eve I didn't expect them b/c they go to her mom's, that would be ok, just show up Xmas Day. Nope. Can't do that, either. My father asked me to stop by before I left town, but why bother? So I didn't. Can't wait for the karmic kickback on that one.  Quote:
And as for the incessant Xmas music, I am just glad it's over.
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12-27-2003, 01:21 AM
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i think i may win
my mom and i got into a "fark you" fight in front of saks.........mind you i don't argue with people like that.....it got so bad the thoughts in my head might have just sent me to hell. |
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12-27-2003, 01:26 AM
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where's my salt?
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well then you can hang out with me b/c my card for hell has long been stamped
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12-27-2003, 01:34 AM
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where's my salt?
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and screw that fat bastard santa-- all i wanted was this and the fvcker didn't put it under my tree... that's IT...
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12-27-2003, 02:39 PM
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i did not make stuffing for the turkey with 'atkins' bread, go back on your stupid diets when you get home. morons. turn up your noses at my christmas cookies will you? ultra maroons
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