Year of the Monkey!

[agentsmith]

earth snake

[RuneT]

Then you must be the Omens favorable love connection.
I suppose I am your favourite cross dressing man after all.

[dalang]

earth lamb

baah.

[dinzdale]

Metal Oxen arise.

[catbelly]

I'm an earth monkey... predicting a good year for myself. Happy birthday, all of you other monkeys!

[red]

<------fire sheep

sounds like a command you don't want to hear in war

[bealeblues]

earth rooster...

yeah, yeah, yeah....

[Coffee]

Originally posted by bealeblues
earth rooster...

yeah, yeah, yeah....

shame this isn't the word association thread

[dalang]

what? were you thinking "dirty cock" too?

[Coffee]

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by red
<------fire sheep

sounds like a command you don't want to hear in war

all right men, we'll let them have it! FIRE SHEEP!

[lapietra]

Wait... where is the sheep? I see no sheep...


edit: Oh! here it is...

[Frieda]

ummm.. now i want to die!

he Merry Monkey

Good Luck Sector:Southeast
Make offering and prayers to :Tai Sui
Your best months are: February, June, August, November
Stay alert in these months: _January, March, May, July

Overall Forecast
Because the Grand Duke Star (Tai Sui) always crosses the path with the sign of the year, therefore, it is an unlucky year for people born in the same sign of that year. _And because this is the year of Monkey, it means this is going to be a difficult year for you Monkey people. _I know you waited 12 years to be your own year, however, I will suggest you to keep a low profile this year, and it might be a good idea to keep things the way it is. _

Try to eat healthily and exercise regularly, this is the year you should pay more attention to you and your family's health. _Also, you must learn to control your emotion, stay away from quarrels and don’t say or do anything that you will regret later.

You will be faced with obstacles, however, with your born Monkey charm and wit, there is nothing you can’t handle and resolve. _Change is in the air and you might be traveling to far away. _However, you may get tired and sick easily. __Drive carefully and do not gamble or speculate.

Career
There will be lots of problems at work this year. _But while your career is taking the beating, you will learn and mature through these challenges and experiences. _Stay away from risky business, however, if you are in travel, transportation, import/export or buying/selling, this will be a good year for your business.

Keep a low profile if you work for someone. _It is unlikely to get a promotion this year and prepare yourself for the worst. _Which is why it may be wise for you to walk away from spotlight for a change and stay out of troubles and dispute. _Take this year slow and try to improve yourself from taking some courses. _

Wealth
Your finance will be stable, nothing too dramatic as long as you refrain yourself from risky investment. _Remember, luck is not on your side in the year of Monkey so you really need to count on yourself. _There will be extra income from freelance projects. _But save up as much as you can.

Avoid lending money to others, if you do, you will not only say goodbye to your money as well as the friendship. Also, watch out for those so-called friends, one might betray you and take away what should have been yours.

Love
There will be many opportunities to meet people, however, most of which will end nowhere. _But don’t be despair, the right one will come, you just have to keep the faith and enjoy the ride. _For those in a stable relationship now, have you been to a theme park lately? _Well, your love relationship will certainly feel like one roller coaster ride this year. _Patience is the key word.

Remember; don't fight over the small things. _If you can overcome these little problems, wedding bell will be ringing for you next year.

Health
You need to pay attention to your health in the year of Monkey. Mental fatigue will cause carelessness and weak judgments. You can be too anxious and frustrated with everything around at time. _Take a deep breathe, relax. _It is really no big deal if things don’t go your way. _Trust me, your luck and health will get better and better in the second half of the year.

Exercise regularly and eat healthily. _You should be careful of cut injury. _And be alert on the road in May.

Relationship
This will be a year full of complicated relationships. _Remember, mind your own business, just work hard and keep your mouth shut will be the wise thing to do.

great site, lala!

[lapietra]

Oh, dear.... Sorry Frieda!
If it's any consolation it's by the same person who created the first one...

[Frieda]

hahaha.. it's okay lala, i think i will go to bed now and hide till dec 31st!