Movie's you're not sure you want to see with the fuzzy edited blocks cut out... - ZEFRANK.COM

beckstra · 01-12-2004, 06:41 PM

I watched "Maurice" last night on the Bravo channel and I know I saw some chopped and repasted scenes...now, I realize those will likely have things in them I want to see, but at the same time, if I see them, I get the feeling I'll miss the fuzzy blocks gaurding my virgin eyes.

Damn that Hugh Grant!

Anyway, anyone else seen "Maurice"? Is it worth the desensitizing? (and yes, you're talking to someone who's never seen an adult penis that wasn't part of a medical diagram)

Magpie · 01-12-2004, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by beckstra
(and yes, you're talking to someone who's never seen an adult penis that wasn't part of a medical diagram)

Just keep hanging around here, I'm sure you'll see one sooner or later (whether you like it or not!)

Edit to Add: I do NOT miss the fluzzy blocks.

masterofNone · 01-12-2004, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by Magpie
(whether you like it or not!)

whether she likes penis or not? unclear antecedents abound.

Magpie · 01-13-2004, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterofNone
whether she likes penis or not? unclear antecedents abound.

yes...at least I know I won't be responsible for contributing to her deliqency

bealeblues · 01-13-2004, 10:35 AM

ah, the return of the unclear antecedent police....

dickieC · 01-13-2004, 12:27 PM

Hehe. Maurice is a good film, if you like Merchant-Ivory. It's not that explicit, really. I'm constantly amazed by the prurience of US TV networks. Stanley Kubrick even had to make a special US version of Eyes Wide Shut with the naughty bits blocked out, even for cinemas...

Frieda · 01-13-2004, 03:59 PM

what exactly is the problem with a dick on tv?

dinzdale · 01-13-2004, 04:13 PM

Dick van Dyke ?

priceyfatprude · 01-13-2004, 04:45 PM

Dick Leakey

Tall Thin Duke · 01-13-2004, 04:47 PM

DickRuffly

Frieda · 01-13-2004, 04:52 PM

dick steele

those movies are stupid

beckstra · 01-14-2004, 02:29 AM

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Originally posted by Frieda
what exactly is the problem with a dick on tv?

It is my strict opinion that if a 16 year old can't handle catching his mother undressing on accident without scarring him for life, that a four year old should not be able to watch strangers cookies, tatas, or winkies on public access tv.

RevEf · 01-14-2004, 02:45 AM

Wait, who is scarred for life by that? Pretty much just awkward from my point of view.

Now your grandmother on the other hand...

azur · 01-14-2004, 09:37 AM

Here we organized it in a little different way: any film with strong erotic scenes or with lots of brutality (even "The Sopranos") is shown on t.v. after 9 p.m.
At the begining of every film (and after commercial breaks) you can see a small sign in the corner: "green circle" = for children, "yellow triangle"= to watch with parents and "red x" = adults only.
This way parents can dcide if they let their 15 years old to watch a movie or not...
Lol can't imagine most of my fauvorite films with "blocks"

What do they do with books??!!

masterofNone · 01-14-2004, 02:44 PM

we burn them.

01-12-2004, 06:41 PM	#1
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	Movie's you're not sure you want to see with the fuzzy edited blocks cut out... I watched "Maurice" last night on the Bravo channel and I know I saw some chopped and repasted scenes...now, I realize those will likely have things in them I want to see, but at the same time, if I see them, I get the feeling I'll miss the fuzzy blocks gaurding my virgin eyes. Damn that Hugh Grant! Anyway, anyone else seen "Maurice"? Is it worth the desensitizing? (and yes, you're talking to someone who's never seen an adult penis that wasn't part of a medical diagram) __________________ I'd rather be making out. Last edited by beckstra : 01-12-2004 at 06:45 PM.

01-13-2004, 10:35 AM	#5
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	ah, the return of the unclear antecedent police.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

01-13-2004, 12:27 PM	#6
dickieC Professional ZeMonkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back in Oxford Posts: 1,841	Hehe. Maurice is a good film, if you like Merchant-Ivory. It's not that explicit, really. I'm constantly amazed by the prurience of US TV networks. Stanley Kubrick even had to make a special US version of Eyes Wide Shut with the naughty bits blocked out, even for cinemas... __________________ "Why do I keep falling in love with every woman who shows me the slightest attention?" Joel, ESSM

01-13-2004, 03:59 PM	#7
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	what exactly is the problem with a dick on tv? __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

01-13-2004, 04:45 PM	#9
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Dick Leakey __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

01-13-2004, 04:13 PM	#8
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Dick van Dyke ?

01-13-2004, 04:47 PM	#10
Tall Thin Duke This dog is 1/2 pig!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Uk Posts: 152	DickRuffly __________________ Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.~Ernest Hemmingway "Always remember way tooo skinny women are not only a health risk to themselves but a bloody eyesore to the rest of us pig ignorant males!Give me natrual curves anyday!!!~Dick Ruffly...upon seeing the latest selection of bimbo flotsam onTV .

01-13-2004, 04:52 PM	#11
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	dick steele those movies are stupid __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

01-14-2004, 02:45 AM	#13
RevEf Descendant of the lings Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 237	Wait, who is scarred for life by that? Pretty much just awkward from my point of view. Now your grandmother on the other hand...

01-14-2004, 09:37 AM	#14
azur over the rainbow! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Warsaw, Poland Posts: 620	Here we organized it in a little different way: any film with strong erotic scenes or with lots of brutality (even "The Sopranos") is shown on t.v. after 9 p.m. At the begining of every film (and after commercial breaks) you can see a small sign in the corner: "green circle" = for children, "yellow triangle"= to watch with parents and "red x" = adults only. This way parents can dcide if they let their 15 years old to watch a movie or not... Lol can't imagine most of my fauvorite films with "blocks" What do they do with books??!!

01-14-2004, 02:44 PM	#15
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	we burn them.

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