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Old 01-15-2004, 08:55 PM   #1
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Talking Have at it, monkeys.

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Dr Phil Random Quote Generator. I hate that pompous windbag. Post your funniest ones here.
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:02 PM   #2
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You don't need yer Mama to shave a weasel.


You don't need yer Mama to throw a brick at a turtle.

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Old 01-15-2004, 09:38 PM   #3
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You don't need Luxembourg to take a big swim in Lake Jackass.


oooookay...


haha this one's stupid:

You don't need to flunk out of school to root, root, root for the home team.
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:39 PM   #4
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i will adopt this one:

You don't need to learn the bossa nova to find your inner moron.


thanky dr phil!!
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Old 01-15-2004, 10:34 PM   #5
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You're pissing me off Dr. Phil!!!!!!!!

You don't need a diploma to feel like an asshole.

You don't need me to tell you to laminate your shirt.

You don't need a sack of hammers to grab 'em in the biscuits.

You don't need to send out a press release to fondle a stranger.
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Old 01-15-2004, 10:47 PM   #6
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You don't need phlebitis to rock me like a hurricane.


actually, you do.
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