I'm back, answer these damn questions!

[noxxville]

Since it's been awhile, I thought I'd break out some questions of my own....ya know, for old times sake.

1. When is the last time you personally saw a cow? In real life, tv doesn't count. What was the cow doing?

2. Why does everything taste like chicken?

3. If you had to do one of the following, which would you do?
a. Give yourself a nasty papercut on your tongue
b. Drink a shrimp, cottage cheese, goat liver and eggplant smoothie (1 liter)
c. Get your employers business name tattooed on your arm, in a visible place
d. Swim 400 metes in ice water

4. Which month of the year do you like the least and why?

5. If you had to name a bowling ball, what would you name it?

6. Which sport do you find to be the most senseless?

7. Name the TV celebrity you'd most like to run down with your car.

8. How did you find out that there was no Santa Claus (or Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy, whichever works for you)?

9. Today's Shorts: Are they short enough?

10. Where are my pants?

11. How much would it take to get you to eat a can of dog food (the whole can)?