Welcome to the board, Aphrodite!

[God]

A mythical figure and driving force of humanity such as yourself ought to be greeted by someone of similar caliber, wouldn’t you agree? I’ve always been a big fan of yours. Welcome to the board- I look forward to enjoying your company.

I think you and I would make quite a pair. Why don’t we go out together sometime- I heard of a place in the Elysian fields where they make some pretty good ambrosia- I think the name of the place is Heavenly Hellen’s. Ambrosia and a cuppa joe at Heavenly Helen’s. Whaddaya say, huh? You know, my celestial siren of sexiness, this could be the start of something beautiful.

Happy posting, you majestic and nubile nymph. I look forward to hearing from you.