Stupid Mid life "crisis" purchases

[Coffee]

Post things you bought to amuse yourself when you approached or hit your midlife...or any Mid-time for that matter.

Of course I'll start.

What does a hippie buy when he wants a mid-life crisis vehicle...?

Zap DX Electic bike conversion kit.

This...

And I got a used one (recycle) for far less...paid a total of $160.00 bucks for it with a brand new higher capacity battery.

It's actually pretty fun and gets me off my ass and excercising...you have to pedal or you will only go about 2-3 miles just using the moter...Helps a lot on hills and accelerating at stop lights.