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nycwriters · 08-27-2003, 02:14 PM

1. Incorporate only in Delaware
2. was a mail order firm selling undewear.
3. from silk to frilly

funkytuba · 08-27-2003, 03:15 PM

1. Incorporate only in Delaware
2. was a mail order firm selling undewear.
3. from silk to frilly
4. they'd cover your willy

ambo · 08-27-2003, 05:40 PM

1. Incorporate only in Delaware
2. was a mail order firm selling undewear.
3. from silk to frilly
4. they'd cover your willy
5. and were guaranteed never to tear
(except on dinz)

Audreyvgs · 08-27-2003, 11:03 PM

1. I telephoned him to be sure,

funkytuba · 08-28-2003, 04:37 AM

1. I telephoned him to be sure
2. that our plans for a date would endure

RuneT · 08-28-2003, 05:49 AM

1. I telephoned him to be sure
2. that our plans for a date would endure
3. he said, yes Christine

dinzdale · 08-28-2003, 05:45 PM

1. I telephoned him to be sure
2. that our plans for a date would endure
3. he said, "yes Christine.
4. If you know what I mean"

malina · 08-28-2003, 06:49 PM

1. I telephoned him to be sure
2. that our plans for a date would endure
3. he said, "yes Christine.
4. If you know what I mean"
5. I am doubtful his motives were pure...

chuckie egg · 08-29-2003, 07:59 AM

1. I love mayonaise its just yummy

dinzdale · 08-29-2003, 09:38 AM

1. I love mayonaise its just yummy
2. I spread it all over my tummy

RuneT · 08-29-2003, 11:20 AM

1. I love mayonaise its just yummy
2. I spread it all over my tummy
3. I rub in big circles

malina · 08-29-2003, 01:52 PM

1. I love mayonaise its just yummy
2. I spread it all over my tummy
3. I rub in big circles
4. and i pray for mircles

ambo · 08-29-2003, 02:23 PM

1. I love mayonaise its just yummy
2. I spread it all over my tummy
3. I rub in big circles
4. and i pray for mircles
5. but after eight hours, it gets scummy

nycwriters · 08-29-2003, 09:06 PM

1. ten full little bottles in a row

ambo · 08-29-2003, 10:13 PM

1. ten full little bottles in a row
2. there might be five - i honestly don't know

08-27-2003, 05:40 PM	#3
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. Incorporate only in Delaware 2. was a mail order firm selling undewear. 3. from silk to frilly 4. they'd cover your willy 5. and were guaranteed never to tear (except on dinz) __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

08-28-2003, 05:49 AM	#6
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	1. I telephoned him to be sure 2. that our plans for a date would endure 3. he said, yes Christine __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!

08-29-2003, 11:20 AM	#11
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	1. I love mayonaise its just yummy 2. I spread it all over my tummy 3. I rub in big circles __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!

08-29-2003, 02:23 PM	#13
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. I love mayonaise its just yummy 2. I spread it all over my tummy 3. I rub in big circles 4. and i pray for mircles 5. but after eight hours, it gets scummy __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

08-29-2003, 10:13 PM	#15
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. ten full little bottles in a row 2. there might be five - i honestly don't know __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

08-27-2003, 02:14 PM	#1
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	1. Incorporate only in Delaware 2. was a mail order firm selling undewear. 3. from silk to frilly

08-27-2003, 03:15 PM	#2
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	1. Incorporate only in Delaware 2. was a mail order firm selling undewear. 3. from silk to frilly 4. they'd cover your willy

08-27-2003, 11:03 PM	#4
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	1. I telephoned him to be sure,

08-28-2003, 04:37 AM	#5
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	1. I telephoned him to be sure 2. that our plans for a date would endure

08-28-2003, 05:45 PM	#7
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. I telephoned him to be sure 2. that our plans for a date would endure 3. he said, "yes Christine. 4. If you know what I mean"

08-28-2003, 06:49 PM	#8
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	1. I telephoned him to be sure 2. that our plans for a date would endure 3. he said, "yes Christine. 4. If you know what I mean" 5. I am doubtful his motives were pure...

08-29-2003, 07:59 AM	#9
chuckie egg a peach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,627	1. I love mayonaise its just yummy

08-29-2003, 09:38 AM	#10
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. I love mayonaise its just yummy 2. I spread it all over my tummy

08-29-2003, 01:52 PM	#12
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	1. I love mayonaise its just yummy 2. I spread it all over my tummy 3. I rub in big circles 4. and i pray for mircles

08-29-2003, 09:06 PM	#14
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	1. ten full little bottles in a row

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