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funkytuba · 01-11-2010, 04:55 PM

A tourist had tea in Darjeeling
Which brought on a curious feeling
A sharp pang that rang
From his yin to his yang

Marcus Bales · 01-12-2010, 01:20 AM

A tourist had tea in Darjeeling
Which brought on a curious feeling
A sharp pang that rang
From his yin to his yang
As his soul wafted up through the ceiling.

Marcus Bales · 01-12-2010, 01:23 AM

In a tavern in central Mombassa

Hyakujo's Fox · 01-12-2010, 10:04 AM

In a tavern in central Mombassa
There's a man who's reporting to NASA

Marcus Bales · 01-12-2010, 12:27 PM

In a tavern in central Mombassa
There's a man who's reporting to NASA
He says he's discovered

treekisser · 01-12-2010, 01:24 PM

In a tavern in central Mombassa
There's a man who's reporting to NASA
He says he's discovered
A spacecraft that hovered

Marcus Bales · 01-12-2010, 08:10 PM

In a tavern in central Mombassa
There's a man who's reporting to NASA
He says he's discovered
A spacecraft that hovered
And broadcast "Thalassa! Thalassa!"

Marcus Bales · 01-13-2010, 02:12 PM

An angry young man from East Wapping

treekisser · 01-13-2010, 04:03 PM

An angry young man from East Wapping
Used colorful language when rapping

Marcus Bales · 01-13-2010, 05:45 PM

An angry young man from East Wapping
Used colorful language when rapping
He raged about red
Then bashed blue instead

treekisser · 01-14-2010, 11:31 AM

An angry young man from East Wapping
Used colorful language when rapping
He raged about red
Then bashed blue instead
and departed, his white cane tap-tapping.

Hyakujo's Fox · 01-14-2010, 09:04 PM

The fellow from apartment 2-B

Marcus Bales · 01-15-2010, 12:56 PM

The fellow from apartment 2-B
Has a mother named Gertrude, and she

YsaPur EsChomuw · 01-15-2010, 01:01 PM

The fellow from apartment 2-B
Has a mother named Gertrude, and she
comes into his flat

Marcus Bales · 01-15-2010, 01:05 PM

The fellow from apartment 2-B
Has a mother named Gertrude, and she
comes into his flat
and frightens his cat

01-11-2010, 04:55 PM	#1
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	A tourist had tea in Darjeeling Which brought on a curious feeling A sharp pang that rang From his yin to his yang __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

01-12-2010, 01:20 AM	#2
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	A tourist had tea in Darjeeling Which brought on a curious feeling A sharp pang that rang From his yin to his yang As his soul wafted up through the ceiling. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-12-2010, 01:23 AM	#3
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	In a tavern in central Mombassa __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-12-2010, 12:27 PM	#5
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	In a tavern in central Mombassa There's a man who's reporting to NASA He says he's discovered __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-12-2010, 08:10 PM	#7
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	In a tavern in central Mombassa There's a man who's reporting to NASA He says he's discovered A spacecraft that hovered And broadcast "Thalassa! Thalassa!" __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-12-2010, 10:04 AM	#4
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	In a tavern in central Mombassa There's a man who's reporting to NASA

01-12-2010, 01:24 PM	#6
treekisser It isn't easy being green Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Earth, apt. 2-B Posts: 1,113	In a tavern in central Mombassa There's a man who's reporting to NASA He says he's discovered A spacecraft that hovered

01-13-2010, 02:12 PM	#8
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	An angry young man from East Wapping __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-13-2010, 04:03 PM	#9
treekisser It isn't easy being green Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Earth, apt. 2-B Posts: 1,113	An angry young man from East Wapping Used colorful language when rapping

01-13-2010, 05:45 PM	#10
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	An angry young man from East Wapping Used colorful language when rapping He raged about red Then bashed blue instead __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-14-2010, 11:31 AM	#11
treekisser It isn't easy being green Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Earth, apt. 2-B Posts: 1,113	An angry young man from East Wapping Used colorful language when rapping He raged about red Then bashed blue instead and departed, his white cane tap-tapping.

01-14-2010, 09:04 PM	#12
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	The fellow from apartment 2-B

01-15-2010, 12:56 PM	#13
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	The fellow from apartment 2-B Has a mother named Gertrude, and she __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-15-2010, 01:01 PM	#14
YsaPur EsChomuw oi Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,208	The fellow from apartment 2-B Has a mother named Gertrude, and she comes into his flat

01-15-2010, 01:05 PM	#15
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	The fellow from apartment 2-B Has a mother named Gertrude, and she comes into his flat and frightens his cat __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

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