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masterofNone · 04-01-2003, 03:43 PM

1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?!
2. Didn't you see the buffalo nipple?
3. wet, black, and furry
4. but it won't deter me
5. from drinking a quart of some Ripple.

lapietra · 04-01-2003, 03:55 PM

1. Today I tumbled out of bed

Deviate · 04-01-2003, 07:34 PM

1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red

masterofNone · 04-01-2003, 08:01 PM

1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red
3. my nose was deep blue

lapietra · 04-01-2003, 08:53 PM

1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red
3. my nose was deep blue
4. so, of course, I blame you

AllegroNg · 04-01-2003, 10:57 PM

1. Today I tumbled out of bed
2. To discover my feet had turned red
3. my nose was deep blue
4. so, of course, I blame you
5. The Papa Smurf wrath you shall DREAD !!

noxxville · 04-02-2003, 02:28 AM

1. There once was a girl with no pants

masterofNone · 04-02-2003, 09:57 AM

1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance

nycwriters · 04-02-2003, 11:36 AM

1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
3. She'd happily yell

AllegroNg · 04-02-2003, 11:55 AM

1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
3. She'd happily yell
4. She'd then ring your bell

amanda · 04-02-2003, 01:47 PM

1. There once was a girl with no pants
2. who's fee was a nickle a dance
3. She'd happily yell
4. She'd then ring your bell
5. And tell you her name was "Lance"

lapietra · 04-02-2003, 02:16 PM

1. I would like to travel in space

masterofNone · 04-02-2003, 02:22 PM

1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace

lapietra · 04-02-2003, 02:25 PM

1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace
3. I'd kiss all the stars

masterofNone · 04-02-2003, 02:29 PM

1. I would like to travel in space
2. and fly at a breath taking pace
3. I'd kiss all the stars
4. give a bear hug to Mars

04-02-2003, 02:28 AM	#7
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	1. There once was a girl with no pants __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

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04-01-2003, 03:43 PM	#1
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. God, what is wrong with you people?!?! 2. Didn't you see the buffalo nipple? 3. wet, black, and furry 4. but it won't deter me 5. from drinking a quart of some Ripple.

04-01-2003, 03:55 PM	#2
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. Today I tumbled out of bed

04-01-2003, 07:34 PM	#3
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	1. Today I tumbled out of bed 2. To discover my feet had turned red

04-01-2003, 08:01 PM	#4
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. Today I tumbled out of bed 2. To discover my feet had turned red 3. my nose was deep blue

04-01-2003, 08:53 PM	#5
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. Today I tumbled out of bed 2. To discover my feet had turned red 3. my nose was deep blue 4. so, of course, I blame you

04-01-2003, 10:57 PM	#6
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	1. Today I tumbled out of bed 2. To discover my feet had turned red 3. my nose was deep blue 4. so, of course, I blame you 5. The Papa Smurf wrath you shall DREAD !!

04-02-2003, 09:57 AM	#8
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. There once was a girl with no pants 2. who's fee was a nickle a dance

04-02-2003, 11:36 AM	#9
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	1. There once was a girl with no pants 2. who's fee was a nickle a dance 3. She'd happily yell

04-02-2003, 11:55 AM	#10
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	1. There once was a girl with no pants 2. who's fee was a nickle a dance 3. She'd happily yell 4. She'd then ring your bell

04-02-2003, 01:47 PM	#11
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	1. There once was a girl with no pants 2. who's fee was a nickle a dance 3. She'd happily yell 4. She'd then ring your bell 5. And tell you her name was "Lance"

04-02-2003, 02:16 PM	#12
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. I would like to travel in space

04-02-2003, 02:22 PM	#13
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. I would like to travel in space 2. and fly at a breath taking pace

04-02-2003, 02:25 PM	#14
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. I would like to travel in space 2. and fly at a breath taking pace 3. I'd kiss all the stars

04-02-2003, 02:29 PM	#15
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	1. I would like to travel in space 2. and fly at a breath taking pace 3. I'd kiss all the stars 4. give a bear hug to Mars