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nycwriters · 04-15-2003, 12:20 AM

1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
2. Each of these will tonight be mine
3. I won't remember a thing

chuckie egg · 04-15-2003, 08:43 AM

1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
2. Each of these will tonight be mine
3. I won't remember a thing
4. And most probably sing

dinzdale · 04-15-2003, 11:04 AM

1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine
2. Each of these will tonight be mine
3. I won't remember a thing
4. And most probably sing
5. Off key, but to me, quite divine.

ambo · 04-15-2003, 01:23 PM

1. Sally said she seduced her sister

nycwriters · 04-15-2003, 03:01 PM

1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister

AllegroNg · 04-15-2003, 03:39 PM

1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green

nycwriters · 04-15-2003, 03:43 PM

1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green
4. Hand somewhere obscene

dinzdale · 04-15-2003, 03:44 PM

1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green
4. And her legs splayed obscene

ambo · 04-15-2003, 04:08 PM

1. Sally said she seduced her sister
2. Terry trumped it by toting twister
3. With her foot on green
4. And her legs splayed obscene/Hand somewhere obscene
5. Billie blithely blotted her blister

nycwriters · 04-15-2003, 05:17 PM

1. We are so lost, it's not funny

ambo · 04-15-2003, 05:38 PM

1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?

zenbabe · 04-15-2003, 07:30 PM

1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?
3. He was just hopping beside me

noxxville · 04-16-2003, 12:50 AM

1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?
3. He was just hopping beside me
4. With a big cup of hash tea

ambo · 04-16-2003, 02:14 PM

1. We are so lost, it's not funny
2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ?
3. He was just hopping beside me
4. With a big cup of hash tea
5. Oh why are my eyelids so runny ?

chuckie egg · 04-16-2003, 02:18 PM

1. There was a young thing called Ambo

04-15-2003, 01:23 PM	#4
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. Sally said she seduced her sister __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

04-15-2003, 04:08 PM	#9
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. Sally said she seduced her sister 2. Terry trumped it by toting twister 3. With her foot on green 4. And her legs splayed obscene/Hand somewhere obscene 5. Billie blithely blotted her blister __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

04-15-2003, 05:38 PM	#11
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. We are so lost, it's not funny 2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ? __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

04-15-2003, 07:30 PM	#12
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	1. We are so lost, it's not funny 2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ? 3. He was just hopping beside me __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

04-16-2003, 12:50 AM	#13
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	1. We are so lost, it's not funny 2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ? 3. He was just hopping beside me 4. With a big cup of hash tea __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

04-15-2003, 12:20 AM	#1
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine 2. Each of these will tonight be mine 3. I won't remember a thing

04-15-2003, 08:43 AM	#2
chuckie egg a peach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,627	1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine 2. Each of these will tonight be mine 3. I won't remember a thing 4. And most probably sing

04-15-2003, 11:04 AM	#3
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. Beer, rum, vodka, gin and wine 2. Each of these will tonight be mine 3. I won't remember a thing 4. And most probably sing 5. Off key, but to me, quite divine.

04-15-2003, 03:01 PM	#5
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	1. Sally said she seduced her sister 2. Terry trumped it by toting twister

04-15-2003, 03:39 PM	#6
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	1. Sally said she seduced her sister 2. Terry trumped it by toting twister 3. With her foot on green

04-15-2003, 03:43 PM	#7
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	1. Sally said she seduced her sister 2. Terry trumped it by toting twister 3. With her foot on green 4. Hand somewhere obscene

04-15-2003, 03:44 PM	#8
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. Sally said she seduced her sister 2. Terry trumped it by toting twister 3. With her foot on green 4. And her legs splayed obscene

04-15-2003, 05:17 PM	#10
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	1. We are so lost, it's not funny

04-16-2003, 02:14 PM	#14
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. We are so lost, it's not funny 2. Now whea is dat widdo bunny ? 3. He was just hopping beside me 4. With a big cup of hash tea 5. Oh why are my eyelids so runny ? __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

04-16-2003, 02:18 PM	#15
chuckie egg a peach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,627	1. There was a young thing called Ambo

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