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AllegroNg · 04-23-2003, 11:10 AM

1. Where do babies come from?

ambo · 04-23-2003, 10:17 PM

1. Where do babies come from?
2. I'm caught in a conundrum

AllegroNg · 04-23-2003, 10:19 PM

1. Where do babies come from?
2. I'm caught in a conundrum
3. In my parents' bed

ambo · 04-23-2003, 10:27 PM

1. Where do babies come from?
2. I'm caught in a conundrum
3. In my parents' bed
4. Is the answer that I dread

dinzdale · 04-24-2003, 05:41 PM

1. Where do babies come from?
2. I'm caught in a conundrum
3. In my parents' bed
4. Is the answer that I dread
5. From a small errant hole in a condom.

RuneT · 04-25-2003, 07:27 AM

1. I can't avoid saying

laughingbuddha · 04-25-2003, 10:00 AM

1. I can't avoid saying
2. your lily ass is swaying

nycwriters · 04-25-2003, 01:35 PM

1. I can't avoid saying
2. your lily ass is swaying
3. First it's this, then it's that

Zippy · 04-25-2003, 08:53 PM

1. I can't avoid saying
2. your lily ass is swaying
3. First it's this, then it's that
4. by god you're a cat

lapietra · 04-26-2003, 03:41 AM

1. I can't avoid saying
2. your lily ass is swaying
3. First it's this, then it's that
4. by god you're a cat
5. keep your claws in while playing!

lapietra · 04-26-2003, 03:43 AM

1. I'm trying to regain my balance

flabbygums · 04-26-2003, 07:25 AM

1. I'm trying to regain my balance
2. By doing push-ups like Jack Palance

chuckie egg · 04-26-2003, 09:42 AM

1. I'm trying to regain my balance
2. By doing push-ups like Jack Palance
3. Its really hard work

ambo · 04-26-2003, 11:53 AM

1. I'm trying to regain my balance
2. By doing push-ups like Jack Palance
3. Its really hard work
4. I look like a dork

lapietra · 04-26-2003, 12:52 PM

1. I'm trying to regain my balance
2. By doing push-ups like Jack Palance
3. Its really hard work
4. I look like a dork
5. So I guess I'll just have to take off my pants.

04-23-2003, 10:17 PM	#2
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. Where do babies come from? 2. I'm caught in a conundrum __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

04-23-2003, 10:27 PM	#4
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. Where do babies come from? 2. I'm caught in a conundrum 3. In my parents' bed 4. Is the answer that I dread __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

04-25-2003, 07:27 AM	#6
RuneT baaaaah? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: No(r)way Posts: 4,733	1. I can't avoid saying __________________ RuneT RuneT, respect!!

04-25-2003, 10:00 AM	#7
laughingbuddha monkey Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Somewhere Posts: 1,057	1. I can't avoid saying 2. your lily ass is swaying __________________ Misery loves company

04-25-2003, 08:53 PM	#9
Zippy monkey Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: I see trees. Posts: 19	1. I can't avoid saying 2. your lily ass is swaying 3. First it's this, then it's that 4. by god you're a cat __________________ Zippy The Armadilo Strikes Again!

04-23-2003, 11:10 AM	#1
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	1. Where do babies come from?

04-23-2003, 10:19 PM	#3
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	1. Where do babies come from? 2. I'm caught in a conundrum 3. In my parents' bed

04-24-2003, 05:41 PM	#5
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. Where do babies come from? 2. I'm caught in a conundrum 3. In my parents' bed 4. Is the answer that I dread 5. From a small errant hole in a condom.

04-25-2003, 01:35 PM	#8
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	1. I can't avoid saying 2. your lily ass is swaying 3. First it's this, then it's that

04-26-2003, 03:41 AM	#10
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. I can't avoid saying 2. your lily ass is swaying 3. First it's this, then it's that 4. by god you're a cat 5. keep your claws in while playing!

04-26-2003, 03:43 AM	#11
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. I'm trying to regain my balance

04-26-2003, 07:25 AM	#12
flabbygums Gums Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sherman Oaks, California Posts: 203	1. I'm trying to regain my balance 2. By doing push-ups like Jack Palance __________________ Good times.... noodle salad.

04-26-2003, 09:42 AM	#13
chuckie egg a peach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,627	1. I'm trying to regain my balance 2. By doing push-ups like Jack Palance 3. Its really hard work

04-26-2003, 11:53 AM	#14
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. I'm trying to regain my balance 2. By doing push-ups like Jack Palance 3. Its really hard work 4. I look like a dork __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

04-26-2003, 12:52 PM	#15
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. I'm trying to regain my balance 2. By doing push-ups like Jack Palance 3. Its really hard work 4. I look like a dork 5. So I guess I'll just have to take off my pants.

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