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lapietra · 05-15-2003, 09:21 PM

1. A Nazi called Frank was a censor
2. Dreamed Dinz, the nasty past-tenser
3. Tongue in cheek, his words turned
4. The Englishman felt burned
5. In revenge he stole Ze's Pez dispenser.

lapietra · 05-16-2003, 01:16 PM

1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!

ambo · 05-16-2003, 01:32 PM

1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!
2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day

lapietra · 05-16-2003, 02:27 PM

1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!
2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day
3. A birthday to celebrate

dinzdale · 05-16-2003, 05:25 PM

1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!
2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day
3. A birthday to celebrate
4. A reason to masturbate

ambo · 05-16-2003, 05:30 PM

1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!
2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day
3. A birthday to celebrate
4. A reason to masturbate
5. So you only do it once a week, ay ?

lapietra · 05-16-2003, 06:09 PM

1. The reason they call him "dependable"

AllegroNg · 05-16-2003, 09:17 PM

1. The reason they call him "dependable"
2. Is that his winkie is never bendable

ambo · 05-16-2003, 09:28 PM

1. The reason they call him "dependable"
2. Is that his winkie is never bendable
3. It's straight as an arrow

flabbygums · 05-16-2003, 10:35 PM

1. The reason they call him "dependable"
2. Is that his winkie is never bendable
3. It's straight as an arrow
4. and the perch for his sparrow

ambo · 05-17-2003, 12:59 AM

1. The reason they call him "dependable"
2. Is that his winkie is never bendable
3. It's straight as an arrow
4. and the perch for his sparrow
5. And his "service" is always commendable

ambo · 05-19-2003, 11:52 AM

1. So sure was I of my reasons

flabbygums · 05-19-2003, 12:26 PM

1. So sure was I of my reasons
2. I'd bet Vivaldi, and all 4 of his seasons

ambo · 05-19-2003, 05:31 PM

1. So sure was I of my reasons
2. I'd bet Vivaldi, and all 4 of his seasons
3. No room was there for doubt

dinzdale · 05-19-2003, 06:32 PM

1. So sure was I of my reasons
2. I'd bet Vivaldi, and all 4 of his seasons
3. No room was there for doubt
4. I had it figured out

05-16-2003, 01:32 PM	#3
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!! 2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

05-16-2003, 05:30 PM	#6
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!! 2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day 3. A birthday to celebrate 4. A reason to masturbate 5. So you only do it once a week, ay ? __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

05-16-2003, 09:28 PM	#9
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. The reason they call him "dependable" 2. Is that his winkie is never bendable 3. It's straight as an arrow __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

05-16-2003, 10:35 PM	#10
flabbygums Gums Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sherman Oaks, California Posts: 203	1. The reason they call him "dependable" 2. Is that his winkie is never bendable 3. It's straight as an arrow 4. and the perch for his sparrow __________________ Good times.... noodle salad.

05-17-2003, 12:59 AM	#11
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. The reason they call him "dependable" 2. Is that his winkie is never bendable 3. It's straight as an arrow 4. and the perch for his sparrow 5. And his "service" is always commendable __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

05-15-2003, 09:21 PM	#1
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. A Nazi called Frank was a censor 2. Dreamed Dinz, the nasty past-tenser 3. Tongue in cheek, his words turned 4. The Englishman felt burned 5. In revenge he stole Ze's Pez dispenser.

05-16-2003, 01:16 PM	#2
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!!

05-16-2003, 02:27 PM	#4
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!! 2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day 3. A birthday to celebrate

05-16-2003, 05:25 PM	#5
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. It's Friday! It's Friday! It's FRIDAY!!!!! 2. The "phew what a week I've had, sigh" day 3. A birthday to celebrate 4. A reason to masturbate

05-16-2003, 06:09 PM	#7
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	1. The reason they call him "dependable"

05-16-2003, 09:17 PM	#8
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	1. The reason they call him "dependable" 2. Is that his winkie is never bendable

05-19-2003, 11:52 AM	#12
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. So sure was I of my reasons __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

05-19-2003, 12:26 PM	#13
flabbygums Gums Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sherman Oaks, California Posts: 203	1. So sure was I of my reasons 2. I'd bet Vivaldi, and all 4 of his seasons __________________ Good times.... noodle salad.

05-19-2003, 05:31 PM	#14
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	1. So sure was I of my reasons 2. I'd bet Vivaldi, and all 4 of his seasons 3. No room was there for doubt __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

05-19-2003, 06:32 PM	#15
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	1. So sure was I of my reasons 2. I'd bet Vivaldi, and all 4 of his seasons 3. No room was there for doubt 4. I had it figured out

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