Boys Thread (redone, girls dont bother reading)

[JesusTitties]

question for the guys.. maybe you can help me..

a few weeks ago i woke up with an erection and it has yet to go away. no matter what i do it wont go away, and its been a real pain in the ass lately.
i cant stop knocking things over, my coworkers feel it inappropriate and have lodged complaints - as well i have had to get all of my pants refitted.

Im out of ideas as to what to do, my back is constantly aching now from utilizing the three point stance every time i have to urinate... i have pissed up my nose so many times now i am just about ready to have a break down.

please, if any guys have gone through this, offer me some help.