Has anyone seen agent’s pet?

She left it in my care last week as she went to the international spy conference in an undisclosed location. Such a sweet little thing- I kept it in the back yard and fed it chicken, head cheese and door-to-door solicitors. This morning, when I got up to get myself a cup of coffee, I just had this gut feeling that something was wrong. I looked out the window, and it wasn’t there! I went into the backyard and it was definately gone. GONE! I asked the neighbors and they said they’d keep an eye out, but that they hadn’t seen it either. So I’ve been posting flyers all over town, and scanning the newspaper sedulously every day, in hopes that agent’s pet has been found and rescued by some kind soul.

Out of desperation, I’m making a last ditch effort by posting this. agent, I’m so sorry to have lost your pet! I just hope it’s okay.

Here’s a picture, for reference. If you ever see a cute little animal that looks like this wandering through your neighborhood, CONTACT EITHER ME OR AGENT IMMEDIATELY!

Thank you.
-Rob