Raising Arizona

[zenbabe]

Ok people, looks like I am bailing out of California..and prospecting some territory in the deserts of Arizona....

gonna tell my job tomorrow...NOW they want to hire me....fvkers..

so how do I tell them nice that I will work the month out...and train whatever customer service monkey that decides to apply that thanks..but no thanks....

and get letters of grand thanks so that I can get a good job in Arizona...?

any/all ideas will be accepted until COB tomorrow, which is 3:30pm

I need your help.