Stupid things I've said - ZEFRANK.COM

Deviate · 11-06-2002, 07:31 PM

I always say the stupidest things.

They're usually innocent phrases that, taken out of context, can be construed as sexually implicit statements. When I was in high school we kept a running tab of these comments and plastered them on the walls.

Who else knows the pangs of embarrassment when the right words mean the wrong things?

Last night I came up with this choice phrase:

"As long as it's wet and in my mouth, I don't care."

- when asked while coughing wildly what I wanted to drink

Frieda · 11-06-2002, 08:02 PM

oh i recognize that.. i usually say things without thinking.. stuff like this happens a *lot*

one of mine:

"as soon as you're thinking something, i'm already doing it"

Eruantale · 11-07-2002, 03:22 AM

"Want some of my hot stuff?"
-Me, innocently offering Tabasco sauce.

Deviate · 11-07-2002, 11:32 AM

"Don't worry if you can't get it up. It looks good and you can show it off. Just hold it up."

-to a group of cheerleaders having trouble with a display

chuckie egg · 11-07-2002, 12:01 PM

" Is that fish I can smell or is it me? "

bri · 11-07-2002, 01:10 PM

I'm too used to customer service people sending me off with, "Have a nice day!"...

Ticket agent: Have a good flight, sir!
bri: Same to you!

NekoPunk · 11-07-2002, 05:48 PM

one of the guys visiting our dorm told my roommate that "she looked cute with her mouth full"

hehehe... he turned bright red when we all started laughing.

Deviate · 11-07-2002, 09:16 PM

"That woman needs a blow job."
-when looking at a magazine ad and trying to think of the term "air brush" (in front of my parents)

zenbabe · 11-07-2002, 09:30 PM

"oh look, he is getting his morning wood"

- said while standing on a balcony at my boyfriends parents house with his parents and uncles standing right there. We were watching the dog down below chew on a branch of a tree....

*BLUSH*

Frieda · 11-07-2002, 09:38 PM

HAHAHAH zen.. omg..

Deviate · 06-25-2004, 02:54 AM

bump.

ally · 06-25-2004, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deviate
"That woman needs a blow job."
-when looking at a magazine ad and trying to think of the term "air brush" (in front of my parents)

*spits tea all over the pc*

chuckie egg · 06-25-2004, 10:44 AM

hahah!

Aphrodite · 06-25-2004, 10:46 AM

I was explaining a diet to two men in a very professional setting. One asked about mouthwash and if it would effect his diet. I replied...

"It won't add any calories because you spit it out. Spit, Don't Swallow."

The room got really quiet while I turned red, and we all tried really hard to pretend I didn't say that.

Audreyvgs · 06-25-2004, 12:43 PM

11-06-2002, 07:31 PM	#1
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	Stupid things I've said I always say the stupidest things. They're usually innocent phrases that, taken out of context, can be construed as sexually implicit statements. When I was in high school we kept a running tab of these comments and plastered them on the walls. Who else knows the pangs of embarrassment when the right words mean the wrong things? Last night I came up with this choice phrase: "As long as it's wet and in my mouth, I don't care." - when asked while coughing wildly what I wanted to drink

11-06-2002, 08:02 PM	#2
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	oh i recognize that.. i usually say things without thinking.. stuff like this happens a lot one of mine: "as soon as you're thinking something, i'm already doing it" __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

11-07-2002, 03:22 AM	#3
Eruantale Bad Egg Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sunshine of your love Posts: 53	"Want some of my hot stuff?" -Me, innocently offering Tabasco sauce. __________________ 665 - Neighbour of the Beast

11-07-2002, 01:10 PM	#6
bri monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA Posts: 17	I'm too used to customer service people sending me off with, "Have a nice day!"... Ticket agent: Have a good flight, sir! bri: Same to you! Last edited by bri : 11-07-2002 at 01:12 PM.

11-07-2002, 05:48 PM	#7
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	one of the guys visiting our dorm told my roommate that "she looked cute with her mouth full" hehehe... he turned bright red when we all started laughing. __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-07-2002, 11:32 AM	#4
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	"Don't worry if you can't get it up. It looks good and you can show it off. Just hold it up." -to a group of cheerleaders having trouble with a display

11-07-2002, 12:01 PM	#5
chuckie egg a peach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,627	" Is that fish I can smell or is it me? "

11-07-2002, 09:16 PM	#8
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	"That woman needs a blow job." -when looking at a magazine ad and trying to think of the term "air brush" (in front of my parents)

11-07-2002, 09:30 PM	#9
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	"oh look, he is getting his morning wood" - said while standing on a balcony at my boyfriends parents house with his parents and uncles standing right there. We were watching the dog down below chew on a branch of a tree.... BLUSH __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-07-2002, 09:38 PM	#10
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	HAHAHAH zen.. omg.. __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

06-25-2004, 02:54 AM	#11
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	bump.

06-25-2004, 10:44 AM	#13
chuckie egg a peach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,627	hahah!

06-25-2004, 10:46 AM	#14
Aphrodite Myth Demeanour Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: My tent Posts: 3,041	I was explaining a diet to two men in a very professional setting. One asked about mouthwash and if it would effect his diet. I replied... "It won't add any calories because you spit it out. Spit, Don't Swallow." The room got really quiet while I turned red, and we all tried really hard to pretend I didn't say that. __________________ Monkey on the Halfshell

06-25-2004, 12:43 PM	#15
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412

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