Woman scorned, gets revenge, unfortunately, on the wrong house

[Klynne]

This is a wild story. My friend, who is also my boss, had a few strange days. About a week ago, she went out to her car, to find a note under her windshield wipers. The author of the note asked her if she was proud to be sleeping with a married man, and stated "You have ruined my life". My friend was confused, since, she is a single mother, and has not had sex in three years.

It gets better.

The next day, a neighbor called her and advised her to go out and look at her mailbox. She did, and it was blown up. So, she went out and bought a new mail box, and the next day, it was beat to hell. She said it looked like someone took a bat to it.

The following morning, her children, who were playing outside, ran in and told her that there was blood all over the garage door ( her kids are 4 and 6 years old). She went outside, and saw that someone had smashed a bottle of ketchup on her garage.

We think we have the mystery solved. Her neighbor lady works at a bar and fvcks around on her husband on a daily basis. We think, when this woman has her trysts, they park in front of my friend's house... Thus the terrorism my friend is enduring. We laughed about it today, but I think my friend should call the cops.