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TinaBina · 02-27-2004, 08:17 PM

I feel like Faruka Salt from Willy Wonka... I feel huuuuuuuuge.
And I am going to get bigger.

Anticipated arrival date of baby is in 3 weeks.

And I am obsessed with fruit punch.

Audreyvgs · 02-27-2004, 08:28 PM

OMG I was obsessed with what I called "the pink juice" at the Naples Beach Hotel!" It was fruit punch too! ha! Maybe you're goanna have a Bink, too!

masterofNone · 02-27-2004, 08:29 PM

i knew a woman once who, at about seven months, developed the odd habit of eating plaster off the walls.

dinzdale · 02-27-2004, 08:50 PM

They ALL do that.....eventually.

Deviate · 02-27-2004, 08:53 PM

Dinz, the women you date start off doing that on a regular basis. maybe if you stopped trolling around dumpsters for dates you'd find a few who DON'T eat plaster...

dalang · 02-27-2004, 09:00 PM

he's been looking for that crack whore assistant you tossed out so long ago.

give it up, man. give it up.

lapietra · 02-28-2004, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by masterofNone
i knew a woman once who, at about seven months, developed the odd habit of eating plaster off the walls.

It's a medical condition called "pica". It's most often found in small children, but also in pregnant women, and it's usually associated with some kind of mineral deficiency, most commonly iron.
Fun, huh?

bealeblues · 02-28-2004, 12:32 AM

you fvcking monkeys make me laugh

deev's crack whore. damn those were the days. where the fvck is archie and edith to sing that song????

Magpie · 02-28-2004, 04:54 AM

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Originally posted by TinaBina
I feel like Faruka Salt from Willy Wonka... I feel huuuuuuuuge.
And I am going to get bigger.

Anticipated arrival date of baby is in 3 weeks.

Ha! Remember that feeling well... "I waant an Oopahloompah and I waant it NOW!" Just when you think you can't possibly get any bigger, your baby practically doubles in size

I had my babies at home and w/my first, when my water broke and my contractions suddently began stronger I called my Midwife... I said, "Yeah, they're really bad. I'm sure they (contractions) can't get much worse than this!" This is what I heard from my Midwife coming out of the receiver:

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!"

Heyyy heyyy now damn it!

Seriously, amazing what changes our bodies go through isn't it?! I always carried my babies real low. At the very end to sit down my legs had to be spread far apart and my darn belly would LIE on the seat of the couch or chair

There's a lovely visual eh?

It's abso-farking-lutely magical how your baby's brain grows in just those last few wks. Slam that protein, you're going to be a wonderful mom

agentsmith · 03-01-2004, 03:22 AM

Frieda · 03-01-2004, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by agentsmith
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HAHA agent!

you posted it!

TinaBina · 03-09-2004, 02:19 AM

You guys are so funny!

This has been amazing so far. I have never felt happier than I have while pregnant. Not that I want to be pregnant for my entire life....emotionally I feel great... physically, well MagPie described the tummy perfectly when you sit.

Next week, she is supposed to arrive. I hope she is not like me - a procrastinator. My midwife says that if I am okay and the baby is okay, then I could be pregnant until April 2! (I am due 3/19)

My last day before maternity leave is Friday. It is so hard to concentrate.

The baby is still kicking alot - still some room to do that ... and when I swing back and forth in my office chair I can feel her swish back and forth too. I'm sure she's THRILLED when I do that.

I'll have to post pictures when she's born... Here are some pictures of me E X P A N D I N G

TinaBina · 03-09-2004, 02:21 AM

and the big striped belly

Magpie · 03-09-2004, 02:32 AM

Ooohhhh you are beautiful Momma!

IT's so good to hear a woman say they are happy and feel great being pregnant...even with all the uncomfortable-ness of it, I loved being pregnant and heard so many women complain how they hated it, hated their bodies etc... after all... you aren't pregnant forever

Does your baby do the complete tuck n' roll? Or when they decide to lie completely towards one side so your belly looks all off centered...that's attractive ha! I had one who used to push it's lil' foot so far out to the front that you could actually see it's knobby impression from the outside hehee...I'd push on it and she's push back

Enjoy these last days, such anticipaion and reflection...best to you and Dad....oh and sleep now or forever hold your peace

lets us know!

priceyfatprude · 03-09-2004, 02:38 AM

Good luck to you!

02-27-2004, 08:17 PM	#1
TinaBina Mooooooooo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Over here! Posts: 355	HUUUUUUUUUUGE I feel like Faruka Salt from Willy Wonka... I feel huuuuuuuuge. And I am going to get bigger. Anticipated arrival date of baby is in 3 weeks. And I am obsessed with fruit punch.

02-27-2004, 09:00 PM	#6
dalang distant Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: No Wake Zone Posts: 692	he's been looking for that crack whore assistant you tossed out so long ago. give it up, man. give it up. __________________ Birds are different in Mexico.

02-28-2004, 12:32 AM	#8
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	you fvcking monkeys make me laugh deev's crack whore. damn those were the days. where the fvck is archie and edith to sing that song???? __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

03-09-2004, 02:38 AM	#15
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Good luck to you! __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

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02-27-2004, 08:28 PM	#2
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	OMG I was obsessed with what I called "the pink juice" at the Naples Beach Hotel!" It was fruit punch too! ha! Maybe you're goanna have a Bink, too!

02-27-2004, 08:29 PM	#3
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	i knew a woman once who, at about seven months, developed the odd habit of eating plaster off the walls.

02-27-2004, 08:50 PM	#4
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	They ALL do that.....eventually.

02-27-2004, 08:53 PM	#5
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	Dinz, the women you date start off doing that on a regular basis. maybe if you stopped trolling around dumpsters for dates you'd find a few who DON'T eat plaster...

03-09-2004, 02:32 AM	#14
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	Ooohhhh you are beautiful Momma! IT's so good to hear a woman say they are happy and feel great being pregnant...even with all the uncomfortable-ness of it, I loved being pregnant and heard so many women complain how they hated it, hated their bodies etc... after all... you aren't pregnant forever Does your baby do the complete tuck n' roll? Or when they decide to lie completely towards one side so your belly looks all off centered...that's attractive ha! I had one who used to push it's lil' foot so far out to the front that you could actually see it's knobby impression from the outside hehee...I'd push on it and she's push back Enjoy these last days, such anticipaion and reflection...best to you and Dad....oh and sleep now or forever hold your peace lets us know!