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Old 05-20-2004, 10:21 AM   #1
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Advising Frieda not to have a fat ass
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Old 05-20-2004, 10:40 AM   #2
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wishing it was that easy to get rid of a fat "ass"

meaning to achieve the said task, one day
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Old 05-20-2004, 10:43 AM   #3
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wishing it was that easy to get rid of a fat "ass"

meaning to achieve the said task, one day
What -- there are no divorce courts in England?


OHHHHHH -- you meant, as in slimming....
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Old 05-20-2004, 10:44 AM   #4
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debating on whether to get a haircut or grow it longer

debating on whether to add red highlights or leave it alone

debating on whether it's worth spending the money on either procedure
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Old 05-20-2004, 10:48 AM   #5
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advising Spart solely on the color thing...GO FOR IT!
If you don't like it, you can color over it. Have fun!!
And, yes...because: YOU are worth it
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Old 05-20-2004, 10:53 AM   #6
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Also glad Frieda is feeling better.

Reminding her that some guys like women with big fannies!

Hoping, hoping, hoping today is better than yesterday.

Going to find out now...
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Old 05-20-2004, 11:04 AM   #7
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- confused about the use of the word "fannies"
- still weighing 60 kilos so it's not really fat but it is fatter than it used to be
- HOPING HOPING AND HOPING THAT I GET TO BUY THAT HOUSE!!
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Old 05-20-2004, 11:40 AM   #9
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...reminding Frieda, that some men definately prefer her arse now

...reminding Frieda that some men wont sleep with stick insect skinny women

...reminding Daverbee that *fanny* in England means something more "forward" on the anatomy - thus his preference for a larger vagina hasnt gone unnoticed.
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Old 05-20-2004, 12:02 PM   #10
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...reminding Daverbee that *fanny* in England means something more "forward" on the anatomy - thus his preference for a larger vagina hasnt gone unnoticed.
Whoa..I now see why the brits say we don't speak English, but that we speak American
Next person who says they are going to smack my *fanny* is going to get my fist in their face Let'em wonder why!!
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Old 05-20-2004, 12:03 PM   #11
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...reminding Frieda, that some men definately prefer her arse now

...reminding Frieda that some men wont sleep with stick insect skinny women

...reminding Daverbee that *fanny* in England means something more "forward" on the anatomy - thus his preference for a larger vagina hasnt gone unnoticed.
I am....

- larfing myself fit to bust over poor daverbee's unintentional verbal funny

- experiencing a general feeling of bonhomie at Dinz' encouragement to Frieda to be happy about herself just the way she is

- and gradually, as I read the remark about stick insect skinny women, feeling a dimming bonhomie and a growing resentful rage and shaking a bony fist in Dinz' direction.

"Hey, you farker -- you'd want to put a cork in that lest I come over there, stand on a chair with a fifty pound weight round my waist and sort you out!"
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Old 05-20-2004, 12:09 PM   #12
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...apologising to any stick insect women that may have been reading my previous post.


You can have a piece of English sausage too.
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Old 05-20-2004, 12:11 PM   #13
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who's getting sausage?
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Old 05-20-2004, 12:17 PM   #14
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...apologising to any stick insect women that may have been reading my previous post.


You can have a piece of English sausage too.
I don't like English sausage. It frightens me.
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