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JesusTitties · 03-05-2004, 08:24 PM

bealeblues · 03-05-2004, 08:25 PM

see you later bitch

Deviate · 03-05-2004, 08:38 PM

ha. hooker.

masterofNone · 03-05-2004, 08:40 PM

the lesson seems to be, "if you're going to cheat, cheat for billions. mid level cheating will be prosecuted and, while money will buy you a good lawyer, an astornomical amount of money will buy you an administration." what a world. what a world.

Perky Pat · 03-05-2004, 09:01 PM

och NO!! ..martha STEWART!?

surely we aren't talking about the same wee martha stewart who lived two doors down from agnes smith and one door up from bonnie wee annie mcmakic in my home town of auchtermuchty?

whatever did she do?

JesusTitties · 03-05-2004, 09:41 PM

id bang her
shes cute for a cougar
i bet she'd bring me breakfast in bed too with some kind of cut out figures made from pop bottles or some shit

Magpie · 03-05-2004, 09:52 PM

I'm kind of looking forward to license plates made out of discarded swimsuits...

Hey, what about all those other people that commit the same crimes as she, huh? huh? Where are they? Oh and another thing, what about Chenney and Haliburton?!

Edited to add an E

Coffee · 03-05-2004, 09:55 PM

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Originally posted by Magpie
Oh and another thing, what about Chenney and Haliburton?!

They fall into moN's "buy an administration" category...basically political immunity.

Edited to add the same E.

Magpie · 03-05-2004, 09:57 PM

I saw the new Haliburton tv ad last night...

"It's not who we know, but what we know."

Edit to add...Now that I think about it, for me it's always been 'not what I know, but who I know' ha!

Edit to add a freakin D

Perky Pat · 03-05-2004, 10:00 PM

i have no idea who the fvck martha stewart is or what she did or what the fvck any of this thread is all about nor do i even care so don't even bother. prolly she's just yet another pathetic media cow. yes i'm drunk.

that will be all.

nycwriters · 03-05-2004, 10:01 PM

Looks like Stern is seeing his final days on the air too. Apparently it's been leaked to him that he's getting a ban from the airwaves for good -- particularly in light of this current administration's view on morally questionable programming. He's blaming Janet Jackson.

Not that I'll miss Stern, I dislike him immensely, but I'm not sure this is a good trend to limit creative/free speech.

Wow, quite the news day.

Coffee · 03-05-2004, 10:04 PM

Martha Stewart is Perkina's God Mother...yes you are drunk Perky.
And you must have been drunk at Perkina's christening too to have allowed MS to be Perkina's God Mother...shame, shame, shame....oh well...at least Perkina will get cool clothes made out of reject license plates for christmas.

Coffee · 03-05-2004, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by nycwriters
-- particularly in light of this current administration's view on morally questionable programming.

Holy fark...how bout the morally questionable programing of America to back a take over in the middle east...farkers.

Magpie · 03-05-2004, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JesusTitties
id bang her
shes cute for a cougar
i bet she'd bring me breakfast in bed too with some kind of cut out figures made from pop bottles or some shit

With that said JT, I thought this might be of interest to you

Nut Frame

Magpie · 03-05-2004, 10:09 PM

OMG N.Y.C. you have just committed a unfogivable sin in my house....you mentioned Martha Stewart AND Stern not only in the same hour, or day...but in the same thread!!! Now throw in Rush and I'll have to kill you.

03-05-2004, 08:24 PM	#1
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	Martha Stewart Well, they got her.

03-05-2004, 08:25 PM	#2
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	see you later bitch __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

03-05-2004, 09:52 PM	#7
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	I'm kind of looking forward to license plates made out of discarded swimsuits... Hey, what about all those other people that commit the same crimes as she, huh? huh? Where are they? Oh and another thing, what about Chenney and Haliburton?! Edited to add an E Last edited by Magpie : 03-05-2004 at 09:55 PM.

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03-05-2004, 08:38 PM	#3
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	ha. hooker.

03-05-2004, 08:40 PM	#4
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	the lesson seems to be, "if you're going to cheat, cheat for billions. mid level cheating will be prosecuted and, while money will buy you a good lawyer, an astornomical amount of money will buy you an administration." what a world. what a world.

03-05-2004, 09:01 PM	#5
Perky Pat burning bright Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: molotov Posts: 2,963	och NO!! ..martha STEWART!? surely we aren't talking about the same wee martha stewart who lived two doors down from agnes smith and one door up from bonnie wee annie mcmakic in my home town of auchtermuchty? whatever did she do?

03-05-2004, 09:41 PM	#6
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	id bang her shes cute for a cougar i bet she'd bring me breakfast in bed too with some kind of cut out figures made from pop bottles or some shit

03-05-2004, 09:57 PM	#9
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	I saw the new Haliburton tv ad last night... "It's not who we know, but what we know." Edit to add...Now that I think about it, for me it's always been 'not what I know, but who I know' ha! Edit to add a freakin D

03-05-2004, 10:00 PM	#10
Perky Pat burning bright Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: molotov Posts: 2,963	i have no idea who the fvck martha stewart is or what she did or what the fvck any of this thread is all about nor do i even care so don't even bother. prolly she's just yet another pathetic media cow. yes i'm drunk. that will be all.

03-05-2004, 10:01 PM	#11
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	Looks like Stern is seeing his final days on the air too. Apparently it's been leaked to him that he's getting a ban from the airwaves for good -- particularly in light of this current administration's view on morally questionable programming. He's blaming Janet Jackson. Not that I'll miss Stern, I dislike him immensely, but I'm not sure this is a good trend to limit creative/free speech. Wow, quite the news day.

03-05-2004, 10:04 PM	#12
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Martha Stewart is Perkina's God Mother...yes you are drunk Perky. And you must have been drunk at Perkina's christening too to have allowed MS to be Perkina's God Mother...shame, shame, shame....oh well...at least Perkina will get cool clothes made out of reject license plates for christmas.

03-05-2004, 10:09 PM	#15
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	OMG N.Y.C. you have just committed a unfogivable sin in my house....you mentioned Martha Stewart AND Stern not only in the same hour, or day...but in the same thread!!! Now throw in Rush and I'll have to kill you.