People whose graves you'd like to piss on and/or decorate - ZEFRANK.COM

funkytuba · 03-09-2004, 03:39 AM

A buddy of mine in college started as a physics major, then decided to, shall we say, move on to another calling. As a result of this experience, he decided that one of his goals in life would be to take a backpacking trip through Europe, to locate Kepler's Newton's LaPlace's Planck's Cauchy's and Euler's graves, and to piss on them.

Whose grave(s) would you like to piss on? Why?

Alternately, whose graves would you like to visit to decorate, and why?

Please note that the living are not candidates for this thread.

priceyfatprude · 03-09-2004, 03:42 AM

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Originally posted by funkytuba
Please note that the living are not candidates for this thread.

Buh. You ruined my first idea.

funkytuba · 03-09-2004, 03:46 AM

I suppose that if you took the trouble to find out where a living person planned to be buried, you could piss there... but for the purposes of this intellectual exercise, please limit yourself to those who at least have gravesites partially dug already or who would think that the gently falling warm rain was somehow refreshing...

..er... on second thought... keep it to the deceased. I don't want to know about your fantasies of showering the rich and/or famous.

Hermione · 03-09-2004, 03:47 AM

Isn't Newton buried in westminster abbey?

Hmm... I would have to say my kindergarten teacher..

priceyfatprude · 03-09-2004, 03:50 AM

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Originally posted by funkytuba
I suppose that if you took the trouble to find out where a living person planned to be buried, you could piss there... but for the purposes of this intellectual exercise, please limit yourself to those who at least have gravesites partially dug already or who would think that the gently falling warm rain was somehow refreshing...

..er... on second thought... keep it to the deceased. I don't want to know about your fantasies of showering the rich and/or famous.

Liar.

Piss:
Joan farking Rivers.

Decorate:
Marilyn Monroe

Hyakujo's Fox · 03-09-2004, 03:52 AM

Beat me to the post surbhi.

http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg...e=gr&GRid=1277

funkytuba · 03-09-2004, 03:55 AM

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Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Piss:
Joan farking Rivers.

uhh... do you know something we don't?

funkytuba · 03-09-2004, 03:57 AM

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Originally posted by surbhi
Isn't Newton buried in westminster abbey?

The difficulty of the task and the collateral damage should not apply.. I mean, you could probably get a couple of squirts in before they carried yoiu off.

JesusTitties · 03-09-2004, 04:02 AM

decorate - dean martin/frank sinatra/sammy davis

piss on - who cares, they are already dead.

Magpie · 03-09-2004, 04:03 AM

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Originally posted by funkytuba
The difficulty of the task and the collateral damage should not apply.. I mean, you could probably get a couple of squirts in before they carried yoiu off.

Easy for you to say mister!

funkytuba · 03-09-2004, 04:11 AM

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Originally posted by Magpie
Easy for you to say mister!

Not just me, but these people too.

Magpie · 03-09-2004, 04:20 AM

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Originally posted by funkytuba
Not just me, but these people too.

Every night at the dinner table my mom used to ask, "So what did you learn today that you didn't know yesterday?" This would have been a very good reply

Audreyvgs · 03-09-2004, 04:39 AM

You know, seein Joan Farkin Rivers isn't really dead, you could probably contact her plastic surgeon and find out where they disposed of all those yards and yards of skin they cut off her face when they did all those plastic surgeries and pee on them. It would count as dead, as it no longer is attatched, causing Joan F's face to bend in strange angles when she emotes and when she laughs and throws her head back, her tits actually come up out of her bra.

madasacutsnake · 03-09-2004, 05:40 AM

When I was nursing I had a real nasty b*stard of a patient who attacked me with a vaccum cleaner. He's dead now and I woud willingly piss on his grave :-)

azur · 03-09-2004, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by madasacutsnake
When I was nursing I had a real nasty b*stard of a patient who attacked me with a vaccum cleaner. He's dead now.

03-09-2004, 03:39 AM	#1
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	People whose graves you'd like to piss on and/or decorate A buddy of mine in college started as a physics major, then decided to, shall we say, move on to another calling. As a result of this experience, he decided that one of his goals in life would be to take a backpacking trip through Europe, to locate Kepler's Newton's LaPlace's Planck's Cauchy's and Euler's graves, and to piss on them. Whose grave(s) would you like to piss on? Why? Alternately, whose graves would you like to visit to decorate, and why? Please note that the living are not* candidates for this thread.* __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

03-09-2004, 03:46 AM	#3
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	I suppose that if you took the trouble to find out where a living person planned to be buried, you could piss there... but for the purposes of this intellectual exercise, please limit yourself to those who at least have gravesites partially dug already or who would think that the gently falling warm rain was somehow refreshing... ..er... on second thought... keep it to the deceased. I don't want to know about your fantasies of showering the rich and/or famous. __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

03-09-2004, 03:52 AM	#6
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Re: People whose graves you'd like to piss on and/or decorate Beat me to the post surbhi. http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg...e=gr&GRid=1277

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03-09-2004, 03:47 AM	#4
Hermione monkey Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,060	Isn't Newton buried in westminster abbey? Hmm... I would have to say my kindergarten teacher..

03-09-2004, 04:02 AM	#9
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	decorate - dean martin/frank sinatra/sammy davis piss on - who cares, they are already dead.

03-09-2004, 04:39 AM	#13
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	You know, seein Joan Farkin Rivers isn't really dead, you could probably contact her plastic surgeon and find out where they disposed of all those yards and yards of skin they cut off her face when they did all those plastic surgeries and pee on them. It would count as dead, as it no longer is attatched, causing Joan F's face to bend in strange angles when she emotes and when she laughs and throws her head back, her tits actually come up out of her bra.

03-09-2004, 05:40 AM	#14
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	When I was nursing I had a real nasty b*stard of a patient who attacked me with a vaccum cleaner. He's dead now and I woud willingly piss on his grave :-)