People whose graves you'd like to piss on and/or decorate

[funkytuba]

A buddy of mine in college started as a physics major, then decided to, shall we say, move on to another calling. As a result of this experience, he decided that one of his goals in life would be to take a backpacking trip through Europe, to locate Kepler's Newton's LaPlace's Planck's Cauchy's and Euler's graves, and to piss on them.

Whose grave(s) would you like to piss on? Why?

Alternately, whose graves would you like to visit to decorate, and why?


Please note that the living are not candidates for this thread.