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NekoPunk · 11-14-2002, 04:37 PM

*lol* well, there's nothing to do up here ~but~ drink. or hike. or hike drunk, but then you fall off the cliffs. so that's not soo good... we're dedicated alcoholics, though. ^_^

Deviate · 11-14-2002, 04:38 PM

funny thing is, i didn't drink in college. i stayed up all night, spent every weekend at some frat shindig, hung out at all the best clubs, traveled around to my friends' cities and towns and still got a great GPA. i didn't drink until shortly before my 21st. and even then, thanks to my thick alcohol tolerance, it wasn't much fun...

i always said "i wish i had enough money to get me drunk."

-st.

bealeblues · 11-14-2002, 04:38 PM

everyone needs a hobby!

NekoPunk · 11-14-2002, 04:39 PM

i only drank a little before college... and that was usually during long gaming sessions... but here, it's all free for me. why not?

bealeblues · 11-14-2002, 04:50 PM

if i had free alcohol, they cut me up and put me in pickle jars

NekoPunk · 11-14-2002, 04:53 PM

ahhh.. that's why only girls get free things. ^_^

we're more responsible. ... sometimes....

Deviate · 11-14-2002, 06:30 PM

as i have gotten older i have begun getting free things... free drinks and/or a large bank account are dangerous things.

-st.

NekoPunk · 11-14-2002, 10:02 PM

hehehe.... i totally agree...

amanda · 11-14-2002, 10:24 PM

Did a little while I was in college, but nothing more than a few ciders as I didn't like the taste of beer. The harder, good stuff wasn't available as we were piss poor. I remember Night Train be passed around a few times. (Obviously, I didn't drink it if I can remember it.)

I really hit my stride when I left to do some research in New Zealand. I was 20, the drinking age there is 18. Kiwis are champion imbibers and I learned to keep up.

I returned back to the States a few days before my 21st- spent it sleeping off jet lag. I had been doing enough drinking that week anyway.

Now the only temptation is doing all-nighters in Tokyo...:rubbing her hands together:...probably next weekend.

saskuoch · 11-15-2002, 12:37 AM

Ah, drinking in college. I like to say "I had a lot of 'fun' my freshman year...I think." Or when people ask if I drank a lot my freshman year I say "I think so...I don't really remember any of it." My school is pretty wild, and when people throw parties, they don't charge you to get in. Also, we have two bars on campus that are not very good about carding. We also have our own police force and EMS, so no one really worries about the law on campus.

Apparently as revenge, my body has decided that it will no longer tolerate even moderate quantities of alcohol. One beer and I'm a little buzzed. I guess it makes things cheaper, but you can only hold onto a drink for so long. Eventually you have to either have nothing in your hands (at which point people at bars/clubs/parties start to ask why you're not having fun) or you have to get a new drink. And then I end up drunk.

I think the craziest thing (or perhaps stupidest thing...although that award probably goes to the time I woke up sunburned on a bench in a lobby of another dorm without my shoes and my memory) I've ever done (that I can remember at the moment) is hedge jumping. We have these hedges in the middle of a big quad on campus (in Houston, not Hong Kong), and there's a tradition that at some point you're supposed to go out and jump over them (they're about 4 feet tall and 4 feet wide). One night, a bunch of us decided (not sober or course) that we were going hedge jumping. We told a bunch of people, and someone said to us "now remember, don't jump over the hedges because then you land on the pebble paths and that hurts. Instead, you jump into the [very dense] hedges." Cut to the quad twenty minutes later. Most of the group is walking away, too drunk to know how many people had been jumping, and my friend, Holly, and I are stuck nearby each other in hedges. I'm on my back, but no part of me is near enough the ground to have leverage to push myself out.

Holly and I are laughing our heads off and calling for our friends when we hear some voices coming through the quad. "Hey, dude. I think there are people in the hedges!" They were football players who pulled us out. The next morning I found out they went down the hall and told everyone that they'd found some people who'd jumped in the hedges. Our friend who had warned us to jump in (and who was just kidding) had a good laugh.

NekoPunk · 11-15-2002, 02:42 AM

yeah, we've got our own ems and po-po and whatnot... but we are a very rich school... (sometimes i wonder how i got in ^_^;; ) so there's always good stuff at our parties. i've yet to go somewhere with less than vodka, rum, bourbon, and gin. people... well... people don't really drink beer here. *shrugs* s'ok though, beer isn't high on the good tastes list. ^_^ personally, i prefer nice girly drinks, like smirnoff, skyy blue, etc....

wait, how incriminating ~is~ this board....

dinzdale · 11-15-2002, 12:07 PM

This seems to have gone into college drinking exploits, but just for the record (and it's always good to purge), here are a couple of wild things that an old codger like me can look back on and smirk when we see the youth of today:

1. waking up naked in Spain, with absolutely no idea of where I am, or what I was doing....

2. Being 18 and a roadie for Motorhead, and being told there was no room in the main hotel, so i had to bunk down with the all girl rock band Girlschool for 2 weeks....

3. Being in a tent in the Saudi desert - 3 guys being waited on hand, foot and elbow by 7 arabian sisters aged 18 to 27....

4. Climbing in a 4th floor window from the fire escape, because I thoughtmy friend was asleep and wouldnt wake up to let me in. Worked fine until I found myself in the wrong apartmen and a couple in bed I'd never seen before.......

5. Finding my 30th birthday present was my friends 19 yr old sister in bed in just my favourite soccer teams shirt....

Oh Happy days of youthful wonder.......

amanda · 11-15-2002, 12:15 PM

Wow!!

And, the amazing thing is... you kept all of them moderately clean

Although, I'm sure I'm with the rest of the folks wishing you hadn't.

I've had a few of my own less-than-appropriate-adventures I *probably* shouldn't share with the class. But I can tell you, you take the cake, dinzdale.

NekoPunk · 11-15-2002, 12:22 PM

they're only dirty if you think of them that way. ...except for the "old codger" remark. that was just horrid.

^_~

amanda · 11-15-2002, 12:26 PM

Old Codger?... dinzdale, you are barely older than I am. I've had boyfriends older than you....

11-14-2002, 04:37 PM	#1
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	lol well, there's nothing to do up here ~but~ drink. or hike. or hike drunk, but then you fall off the cliffs. so that's not soo good... we're dedicated alcoholics, though. ^_^ __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-14-2002, 04:38 PM	#3
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	everyone needs a hobby! __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

11-14-2002, 04:39 PM	#4
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	i only drank a little before college... and that was usually during long gaming sessions... but here, it's all free for me. why not? __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-14-2002, 04:50 PM	#5
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	if i had free alcohol, they cut me up and put me in pickle jars __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

11-14-2002, 04:53 PM	#6
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	ahhh.. that's why only girls get free things. ^_^ we're more responsible. ... sometimes.... __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-14-2002, 04:38 PM	#2
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	funny thing is, i didn't drink in college. i stayed up all night, spent every weekend at some frat shindig, hung out at all the best clubs, traveled around to my friends' cities and towns and still got a great GPA. i didn't drink until shortly before my 21st. and even then, thanks to my thick alcohol tolerance, it wasn't much fun... i always said "i wish i had enough money to get me drunk." -st.

11-14-2002, 06:30 PM	#7
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	as i have gotten older i have begun getting free things... free drinks and/or a large bank account are dangerous things. -st.

11-14-2002, 10:02 PM	#8
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	hehehe.... i totally agree... __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-14-2002, 10:24 PM	#9
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	Drinking Did a little while I was in college, but nothing more than a few ciders as I didn't like the taste of beer. The harder, good stuff wasn't available as we were piss poor. I remember Night Train be passed around a few times. (Obviously, I didn't drink it if I can remember it.) I really hit my stride when I left to do some research in New Zealand. I was 20, the drinking age there is 18. Kiwis are champion imbibers and I learned to keep up. I returned back to the States a few days before my 21st- spent it sleeping off jet lag. I had been doing enough drinking that week anyway. Now the only temptation is doing all-nighters in Tokyo...:rubbing her hands together:...probably next weekend.

11-15-2002, 12:37 AM	#10
saskuoch Somebody stole my cheese Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: currently, Hong Kong Posts: 155	Ah, drinking in college. I like to say "I had a lot of 'fun' my freshman year...I think." Or when people ask if I drank a lot my freshman year I say "I think so...I don't really remember any of it." My school is pretty wild, and when people throw parties, they don't charge you to get in. Also, we have two bars on campus that are not very good about carding. We also have our own police force and EMS, so no one really worries about the law on campus. Apparently as revenge, my body has decided that it will no longer tolerate even moderate quantities of alcohol. One beer and I'm a little buzzed. I guess it makes things cheaper, but you can only hold onto a drink for so long. Eventually you have to either have nothing in your hands (at which point people at bars/clubs/parties start to ask why you're not having fun) or you have to get a new drink. And then I end up drunk. I think the craziest thing (or perhaps stupidest thing...although that award probably goes to the time I woke up sunburned on a bench in a lobby of another dorm without my shoes and my memory) I've ever done (that I can remember at the moment) is hedge jumping. We have these hedges in the middle of a big quad on campus (in Houston, not Hong Kong), and there's a tradition that at some point you're supposed to go out and jump over them (they're about 4 feet tall and 4 feet wide). One night, a bunch of us decided (not sober or course) that we were going hedge jumping. We told a bunch of people, and someone said to us "now remember, don't jump over the hedges because then you land on the pebble paths and that hurts. Instead, you jump into the [very dense] hedges." Cut to the quad twenty minutes later. Most of the group is walking away, too drunk to know how many people had been jumping, and my friend, Holly, and I are stuck nearby each other in hedges. I'm on my back, but no part of me is near enough the ground to have leverage to push myself out. Holly and I are laughing our heads off and calling for our friends when we hear some voices coming through the quad. "Hey, dude. I think there are people in the hedges!" They were football players who pulled us out. The next morning I found out they went down the hall and told everyone that they'd found some people who'd jumped in the hedges. Our friend who had warned us to jump in (and who was just kidding) had a good laugh. __________________ We are, of course, now living in what George W. Bush has called the "era of personal responsibility": if a child chooses to have parents who can't afford health care, that child will have to accept the consequences.

11-15-2002, 02:42 AM	#11
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	yeah, we've got our own ems and po-po and whatnot... but we are a very rich school... (sometimes i wonder how i got in ^_^;; ) so there's always good stuff at our parties. i've yet to go somewhere with less than vodka, rum, bourbon, and gin. people... well... people don't really drink beer here. shrugs s'ok though, beer isn't high on the good tastes list. ^_^ personally, i prefer nice girly drinks, like smirnoff, skyy blue, etc.... wait, how incriminating ~is~ this board.... __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-15-2002, 12:07 PM	#12
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	This seems to have gone into college drinking exploits, but just for the record (and it's always good to purge), here are a couple of wild things that an old codger like me can look back on and smirk when we see the youth of today: 1. waking up naked in Spain, with absolutely no idea of where I am, or what I was doing.... 2. Being 18 and a roadie for Motorhead, and being told there was no room in the main hotel, so i had to bunk down with the all girl rock band Girlschool for 2 weeks.... 3. Being in a tent in the Saudi desert - 3 guys being waited on hand, foot and elbow by 7 arabian sisters aged 18 to 27.... 4. Climbing in a 4th floor window from the fire escape, because I thoughtmy friend was asleep and wouldnt wake up to let me in. Worked fine until I found myself in the wrong apartmen and a couple in bed I'd never seen before....... 5. Finding my 30th birthday present was my friends 19 yr old sister in bed in just my favourite soccer teams shirt.... Oh Happy days of youthful wonder.......

11-15-2002, 12:15 PM	#13
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	Whooo!! Wow!! And, the amazing thing is... you kept all of them moderately clean Although, I'm sure I'm with the rest of the folks wishing you hadn't. I've had a few of my own less-than-appropriate-adventures I probably shouldn't share with the class. But I can tell you, you take the cake, dinzdale. Last edited by amanda : 11-15-2002 at 12:17 PM.

11-15-2002, 12:22 PM	#14
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	they're only dirty if you think of them that way. ...except for the "old codger" remark. that was just horrid. ^_~ __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-15-2002, 12:26 PM	#15
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	Wait a minute Old Codger?... dinzdale, you are barely older than I am. I've had boyfriends older than you....

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