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Old 03-14-2004, 06:33 PM   #1
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ok guys, i really really really need your help

k...for my novel, chainsaw enema, i need a name for a jamaican man! he wears cheap suits, hes a chainsmoker, dreads and tattoos, and the name needs to be pirate-sounding.

i had a picture i found in a magazine tht looks just like he should, i'll scan it later and post if that would be any help.
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Old 03-14-2004, 06:46 PM   #2
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:00 PM   #4
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:04 PM   #5
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Jamaican pirate, eh, Agentsmith?... Let's see, you're going to need a first name that is an english word for a virtue, but a virtue that could be taken the wrong way...

let's see, like
Bravado
Justice
Magnanimous
Mellificent
Patience (tho it's usually a girl's name)
Steadfast

For a surname, something vaguely Nordic, like a sweedish ship captain with extraneous consonants, but, the root name needs to be french:

Jacquessenn
Pierresenn
Annikssenn
Alphonssenn
Arnaudssenn
Thibaultssenn
Tristannsseenn

mix/match till you find a combo that works

I like Magnanimous Alphonssenn, myself
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:06 PM   #7
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haha, thanks guys.
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hey dammit at least i suggested jamaican words!!

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keep em coming, im not sold on any yet.
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ooooooh i like it!
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