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03-20-2004, 06:16 PM

you start rubbing the shampoo in your hands on your body forgetting it's shampoo.

Aphrodite · 03-20-2004, 06:31 PM

Are you in the shower when this happens?

priceyfatprude · 03-20-2004, 09:38 PM

How about forgetting to wash your face? When I do that, I feel like just going back to bed.

lapietra · 03-20-2004, 09:40 PM

you leave for work without brushing your teeth.
blech.

ally · 03-20-2004, 11:55 PM

putting soap on my toothbrush always warns me it's gonna be one of those days.

Audreyvgs · 03-21-2004, 01:39 AM

I've put my lighter in my mouth and tried to light it with my cigarette.

I once was at a gas station and the bill came to 11.45, and when I gave him $12., the attendant tried to give me back 55 cents, and i said no, thats too much change. I said it should be 15 cents....

BECAUSE>>>> my brain told me that it was 11:45, which is only 15 minutes from 12:00 .... Go figure that one, freud!

This list goes farther than this, but my ego thwarts the memories.

Klynne · 03-21-2004, 02:52 AM

I was in Baltimore for a work assignment. When I entered the office I looked down at my feet. I had one blue and one black pump on. Fortunately I was close enough to the hotel, I was able to walk back and correct the error.

ally · 03-21-2004, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
I've put my lighter in my mouth and tried to light it with my cigarette.

I once was at a gas station and the bill came to 11.45, and when I gave him $12., the attendant tried to give me back 55 cents, and i said no, thats too much change. I said it should be 15 cents....

BECAUSE>>>> my brain told me that it was 11:45, which is only 15 minutes from 12:00 .... Go figure that one, freud!

This list goes farther than this, but my ego thwarts the memories.

reading that i was wondering what you were on about, in my head i was thinking just the same thig 12 minus 11.45 = 15....

03-21-2004, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aphrodite
Are you in the shower when this happens?

I am. There are times when I try to remember if I've washed my hair or face or if I just imagined it.

dinzdale · 03-21-2004, 05:15 PM

...and you find youself naked in a hallway between room numbers you cant quite see.
Slowly..verrrry slowly you realise the following things:

You're naked
You dont know where your clothes are
You are in Spain
You dont speak spanish
Your room number is 28
It's getting lighter in the hallway and you're between rooms 15 and 17
You have no clothes on, no key, no money and people live in this apartment block and it's getting lighter and they're are going to get up and go to farking work soon !!!!!!!!!!
No one is answering your insistant ringing on #28's door.

*Bump* someone in #26 is awake...I hope it's friendly. Please dont lock me up, I'm too pretty to go to Spanish jail, I'll give you money if you'll let me find my clothes.

*Click*

"Dinzdale, what the fvck are you doing out there?"

Thankyouthankyouthankyou....
.....it's not the Cabineros(?) it's your friend in #26.....*Whew!!*

dalang · 03-21-2004, 05:39 PM

oh good!

I'm glad I'm not the only person in the world that this has happened to.

ally · 03-21-2004, 05:51 PM

you mean that this has really happened, not just in a dream???

dinzdale · 03-21-2004, 05:52 PM

True story -

ally · 03-21-2004, 05:56 PM

wow, i'm impressed!

dinzdale · 03-21-2004, 06:06 PM

It could happen to anyone.....I have 2 similar incidents on file

and dalang I beleive has been found au natural at least once...

Just remember kids : Dont try this at home

03-20-2004, 06:16 PM	#1
imdrsmooth Posts: n/a	You know you're not quite awake when... you start rubbing the shampoo in your hands on your body forgetting it's shampoo.

03-20-2004, 09:38 PM	#3
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	How about forgetting to wash your face? When I do that, I feel like just going back to bed. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

03-20-2004, 09:40 PM	#4
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	you leave for work without brushing your teeth. blech. __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

03-20-2004, 11:55 PM	#5
ally cunning stunt Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Sunny south of France Posts: 1,170	putting soap on my toothbrush always warns me it's gonna be one of those days. __________________ Been away for a while (3, 4 years maybe?!). Now an English teach (who still can't spell). Still loving being a mum, best thing ever, so much so that number 2's on it's way (oh & I got married last year!).

03-21-2004, 05:15 PM	#10
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	You're not quite awake... ...and you find youself naked in a hallway between room numbers you cant quite see. Slowly..verrrry slowly you realise the following things: You're naked You dont know where your clothes are You are in Spain You dont speak spanish Your room number is 28 It's getting lighter in the hallway and you're between rooms 15 and 17 You have no clothes on, no key, no money and people live in this apartment block and it's getting lighter and they're are going to get up and go to farking work soon !!!!!!!!!! No one is answering your insistant ringing on #28's door. Bump someone in #26 is awake...I hope it's friendly. Please dont lock me up, I'm too pretty to go to Spanish jail, I'll give you money if you'll let me find my clothes. Click "Dinzdale, what the fvck are you doing out there?" Thankyouthankyouthankyou.... .....it's not the Cabineros(?) it's your friend in #26.....Whew!!

03-20-2004, 06:31 PM	#2
Aphrodite Myth Demeanour Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: My tent Posts: 3,041	Are you in the shower when this happens? __________________ Monkey on the Halfshell

03-21-2004, 01:39 AM	#6
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	I've put my lighter in my mouth and tried to light it with my cigarette. I once was at a gas station and the bill came to 11.45, and when I gave him $12., the attendant tried to give me back 55 cents, and i said no, thats too much change. I said it should be 15 cents.... BECAUSE>>>> my brain told me that it was 11:45, which is only 15 minutes from 12:00 .... Go figure that one, freud! This list goes farther than this, but my ego thwarts the memories.

03-21-2004, 02:52 AM	#7
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	I was in Baltimore for a work assignment. When I entered the office I looked down at my feet. I had one blue and one black pump on. Fortunately I was close enough to the hotel, I was able to walk back and correct the error.

03-21-2004, 05:39 PM	#11
dalang distant Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: No Wake Zone Posts: 692	oh good! I'm glad I'm not the only person in the world that this has happened to. __________________ Birds are different in Mexico.

03-21-2004, 05:51 PM	#12
ally cunning stunt Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Sunny south of France Posts: 1,170	you mean that this has really happened, not just in a dream??? __________________ Been away for a while (3, 4 years maybe?!). Now an English teach (who still can't spell). Still loving being a mum, best thing ever, so much so that number 2's on it's way (oh & I got married last year!).

03-21-2004, 05:52 PM	#13
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	True story -

03-21-2004, 05:56 PM	#14
ally cunning stunt Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Sunny south of France Posts: 1,170	wow, i'm impressed! __________________ Been away for a while (3, 4 years maybe?!). Now an English teach (who still can't spell). Still loving being a mum, best thing ever, so much so that number 2's on it's way (oh & I got married last year!).

03-21-2004, 06:06 PM	#15
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	It could happen to anyone.....I have 2 similar incidents on file and dalang I beleive has been found au natural at least once... Just remember kids : Dont try this at home

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