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Coffee · 03-22-2004, 05:17 PM

Testimonial #2

I hev fund thet I cen writ mush bitter know thet I em a mimber of the E Z Frink sistem. It hes givn me confidense to speak mi mind on a vari...pleth...a lot of isues. Thzx EZ Frenk fer mekin me a mech bitter persin.

daverbee · 03-22-2004, 06:41 PM

SBC - (Superficial laugh) That's just great, isn't it? Ha-ha! Where did we find my ex-husband?!?!"

Audience - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

SBC - "Seriously now, how can you ever possibly get along in your life without the EZ Frank? How far do we have to go to make you buy this product?
Still not interested? Well, what if we told you that in addition to the EZ Frank, the funny words, the cool factor, the big pens, the imaginary girlfriends, two Tony Little's (Our cloning lab is hard at work right now making yours!), what if we threw in a thread in which you can post total gibberish and nobody will care! "

Audience - "oooOOOOOOooooooo!"

FWG - "Well, actually, Skinny, that seems to go on all over the site, but I'm glad you pointed that out. Folks, this is the only place you can do that! This is the only place where behavior like that is actually encouraged! "

Audience - (Loud, profuse applause)

FWG - "Skinny, let's take another caller! I see we have Brunhilde from Cincinnati on the line! Hello, Brunhilde, welcome to Monkey Shopping Network!"

dinzdale · 03-22-2004, 06:50 PM

Brunhilde:"Hallo? Is dis der E-Z Frankfurter?"

FWG:"That's "E-Z Frank" Brunhilde, how can we help today?"

Brunhilde:" Ja, I am liking ze very nice pen, but I was vondering if it can cut ze hair of mein family as vell"

SBC:" Well Brunhilde, with the E-Z Frank, we gaurantee your entire family's satisfaction...even if they're all BALD"

Audience:'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'

Brunhilde:"I vill take 2 please, and could you throw in an extra Tony Klein for meine sister in Schpokane?"

FWG:"We can adapt our package to suit any sized family, just stay on the line and one of our top assistants will take your details"

Audience: Loud Applause

FWG:"Skinny?"

funkytuba · 03-22-2004, 08:01 PM

FWG: "While we wait for Skinny, Lets Get Another Look At That Pen!!"

11-13-2004, 10:03 PM

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03-22-2004, 08:01 PM	#19
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	FWG: "While we wait for Skinny, Lets Get Another Look At That Pen!!" __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

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03-22-2004, 05:17 PM	#16
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Testimonial #2 I hev fund thet I cen writ mush bitter know thet I em a mimber of the E Z Frink sistem. It hes givn me confidense to speak mi mind on a vari...pleth...a lot of isues. Thzx EZ Frenk fer mekin me a mech bitter persin.

03-22-2004, 06:41 PM	#17
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	SBC - (Superficial laugh) That's just great, isn't it? Ha-ha! Where did we find my ex-husband?!?!" Audience - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" SBC - "Seriously now, how can you ever possibly get along in your life without the EZ Frank? How far do we have to go to make you buy this product? Still not interested? Well, what if we told you that in addition to the EZ Frank, the funny words, the cool factor, the big pens, the imaginary girlfriends, two Tony Little's (Our cloning lab is hard at work right now making yours!), what if we threw in a thread in which you can post total gibberish and nobody will care! " Audience - "oooOOOOOOooooooo!" FWG - "Well, actually, Skinny, that seems to go on all over the site, but I'm glad you pointed that out. Folks, this is the only place you can do that! This is the only place where behavior like that is actually encouraged! " Audience - (Loud, profuse applause) FWG - "Skinny, let's take another caller! I see we have Brunhilde from Cincinnati on the line! Hello, Brunhilde, welcome to Monkey Shopping Network!"

03-22-2004, 06:50 PM	#18
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Brunhilde:"Hallo? Is dis der E-Z Frankfurter?" FWG:"That's "E-Z Frank" Brunhilde, how can we help today?" Brunhilde:" Ja, I am liking ze very nice pen, but I was vondering if it can cut ze hair of mein family as vell" SBC:" Well Brunhilde, with the E-Z Frank, we gaurantee your entire family's satisfaction...even if they're all BALD" Audience:'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA' Brunhilde:"I vill take 2 please, and could you throw in an extra Tony Klein for meine sister in Schpokane?" FWG:"We can adapt our package to suit any sized family, just stay on the line and one of our top assistants will take your details" Audience: Loud Applause FWG:"Skinny?"

11-13-2004, 10:03 PM	#20
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