03-25-2004, 12:51 AM
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Butt-F***ing the World
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Hot Smokin' Doiley Sex
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03-25-2004, 01:46 AM
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decorated better than my place. i'd like to have a cell in my house. hmmm. that sounds kinky now that i say it out loud.
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03-25-2004, 01:52 AM
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Lollypop!
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maybe now she will have a chance to get laid and lighten up a little bit...
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03-25-2004, 08:47 AM
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no more nice girl
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I sell doileys for a living and I've never seen them have sex.
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03-25-2004, 11:53 AM
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baaaaah?
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what is a doiley?
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03-25-2004, 12:50 PM
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Myth Demeanour
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a circle of lace used on tables, backs of chairs, and other places. Their function I believe, is to collect dust in a pretty pattern, and to require straightening every time you walk by.
p.s. there isn't one doiley in my home.
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03-25-2004, 12:52 PM
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baaaaah?
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Oh, haha. I hate those.
Ok, I will not ask about doiley sex 
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03-25-2004, 12:59 PM
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King of the patnýs
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Rune......check out antimacassars too.
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03-25-2004, 01:02 PM
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baaaaah?
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Haha I had to look that up. uhhh.
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03-25-2004, 03:09 PM
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rap geisha
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i feel cheated.
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03-25-2004, 03:14 PM
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Cheeses Save
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I love those little "stair treads and handgrip" built into the cell walls to help the prisoners get into the top bunk...It's thoughtful little touches like that that make a cell feel like home...could use some wall paper though...a house isn't a home without wall paper.
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03-25-2004, 03:20 PM
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Professional ZeMonkey
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Now now, we're not going to have any hanky-panky without doiley protection... never know what you might catch...
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03-25-2004, 04:18 PM
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rap geisha
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especially when martha stewart is involved.....
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03-25-2004, 05:02 PM
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Wishing on a pickle.
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Doilys are lovely little hand crocheted creations that are often passed on down as family heirlooms. Actually doily's can be quite useful, as well as decorative - covering up marks or a stain on a table for instance.
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