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rmr · 11-12-2002, 05:40 PM

I'm really bored would someone please tell me something funny????????

zenbabe · 11-12-2002, 06:00 PM

Two Arabs are chatting. One of them has his wallet out and is flipping
through pictures.
"Yeah, this is my oldest. He's a martyr. Here's my second son. He's a
martyr, too."
There's a pause...
The second Arab says, wistfully, "Ah, they blow up so fast, don't they?"

rmr · 11-12-2002, 06:13 PM

Thank you, Thank you!!!

bealeblues · 11-12-2002, 07:10 PM

how about this one...

two hunters are out hunting.... one of the hunters collapses unexpectedly, his eyes rolling into the back of his head... also, it seems that he's stopped breathing...

his friend, always prepared, grabs his cell phone and dials 911... once connected, he tells the emergency operator that he thinks his friend is dead, that they are out in the woods, and what in the world should he do?

the operator, being fully trained to handle this kind of situation, says, "First, let's make sure your friend is dead". There is a slight pause, then the operator hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

NekoPunk · 11-12-2002, 07:11 PM

Q: what's big, red, and eats rocks?

A: a big red rock eater.

dinzdale · 11-12-2002, 07:18 PM

A man goes into a pub, with a pig under his arm.
He walks in and lays the pig down in front of the bar, and orders a beer.
The barman says "You can't leave that lyin' there"
Our man replies " It's not a lion it's a pig"

rmr · 11-12-2002, 07:48 PM

I love them all. I'm just having the most boring afternoon ever.

Frieda · 11-12-2002, 08:35 PM

this one 'll keep you busy for a while!

beckstra · 11-12-2002, 09:11 PM

Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pie???
A. A meringue-utan

amanda · 11-12-2002, 09:54 PM

Q:What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: Anyone can roast beef.

AllegroNg · 11-13-2002, 12:00 AM

This guy walks into a bar, and says, 'ouch!"

dickieC · 11-13-2002, 07:02 AM

A brain and a set of jump leads walk into a bar.
Barman says "oi! You two - get out!"
Brain says "what's the matter?"
Barman says "well, you're out of your skull, and he's bound to start something".

saskuoch · 11-13-2002, 10:54 AM

A young female Irish potato calls her father to tell him she's getting married. Her father says "Now, he's a nice Irish potato, right?"
"No Daddy, he's..."
"Then is he a good Idaho potato?"
"No, no, Dad. It's Bob Costas."
"What? You can't marry him!"
"Why not Daddy?"
"Well, he's just a commentator*!"

*common 'tater.

rmr · 11-13-2002, 07:52 PM

want to hurt anyone ones feelings but the last two are my faves!!

happy night to everyone!!!

red · 11-14-2002, 01:35 AM

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7,8,9.

11-12-2002, 05:40 PM	#1
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	Bored I'm really bored would someone please tell me something funny????????

11-12-2002, 06:00 PM	#2
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Two Arabs are chatting. One of them has his wallet out and is flipping through pictures. "Yeah, this is my oldest. He's a martyr. Here's my second son. He's a martyr, too." There's a pause... The second Arab says, wistfully, "Ah, they blow up so fast, don't they?" __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

11-12-2002, 07:10 PM	#4
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	how about this one... two hunters are out hunting.... one of the hunters collapses unexpectedly, his eyes rolling into the back of his head... also, it seems that he's stopped breathing... his friend, always prepared, grabs his cell phone and dials 911... once connected, he tells the emergency operator that he thinks his friend is dead, that they are out in the woods, and what in the world should he do? the operator, being fully trained to handle this kind of situation, says, "First, let's make sure your friend is dead". There is a slight pause, then the operator hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the line and says, "OK, now what?" __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

11-12-2002, 07:11 PM	#5
NekoPunk Don't dream it, be it... Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the mountian, TN Posts: 370	Q: what's big, red, and eats rocks? A: a big red rock eater. __________________ It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the right... With your hands on your hips... You bring your knees in tight... But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane! Let's do the time-warp again! Let's do the time-warp again!

11-12-2002, 07:48 PM	#7
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	Many Thanks I love them all. I'm just having the most boring afternoon ever.

11-12-2002, 06:13 PM	#3
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	Thank you, Thank you!!!

11-12-2002, 07:18 PM	#6
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	A man goes into a pub, with a pig under his arm. He walks in and lays the pig down in front of the bar, and orders a beer. The barman says "You can't leave that lyin' there" Our man replies " It's not a lion it's a pig"

11-12-2002, 08:35 PM	#8
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	this one 'll keep you busy for a while! __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

11-12-2002, 09:11 PM	#9
beckstra one classy broad Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Cornhusker State Posts: 1,229	Q. What do you get when you cross a monkey and a pie??? A. A meringue-utan __________________ I'd rather be making out.

11-12-2002, 09:54 PM	#10
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	Q:What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef.

11-13-2002, 12:00 AM	#11
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	This guy walks into a bar, and says, 'ouch!"

11-13-2002, 07:02 AM	#12
dickieC Professional ZeMonkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back in Oxford Posts: 1,841	A brain and a set of jump leads walk into a bar. Barman says "oi! You two - get out!" Brain says "what's the matter?" Barman says "well, you're out of your skull, and he's bound to start something". __________________ "Why do I keep falling in love with every woman who shows me the slightest attention?" Joel, ESSM

11-13-2002, 10:54 AM	#13
saskuoch Somebody stole my cheese Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: currently, Hong Kong Posts: 155	A young female Irish potato calls her father to tell him she's getting married. Her father says "Now, he's a nice Irish potato, right?" "No Daddy, he's..." "Then is he a good Idaho potato?" "No, no, Dad. It's Bob Costas." "What? You can't marry him!" "Why not Daddy?" "Well, he's just a commentator!" common 'tater. __________________ We are, of course, now living in what George W. Bush has called the "era of personal responsibility": if a child chooses to have parents who can't afford health care, that child will have to accept the consequences.

11-13-2002, 07:52 PM	#14
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	I don't want to hurt anyone ones feelings but the last two are my faves!! happy night to everyone!!!

11-14-2002, 01:35 AM	#15
red elite rabble Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 4,147	Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9. __________________ Just because you keep talking doesn't mean you are communicating

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