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priceyfatprude · 03-31-2004, 09:28 PM

From the Dilbert Newsletter:

BEETSVILLE, OH - After a tragic communication mixup, Flossie Mongo devoured her husband of 30 years, Lester. "I asked my doctor if I should get on that Atkins diet and lose weight by eating meat. He just got all serious-like and said -- and I'm quoting now -- ‘Just eat Les.' At least that's what I thought he said. Now he claims there was a silent s on the ennd of Les." Mrs. Mongo explained that her husband had been riding her hard to follow whatever orders the doctor gave her for losing weight. "He was a real hard a**. I mean literally, I could hardly chew threw it." After a net gain of nearly 150 pounds in one day, Mrs. Mongo admits her other big mistake: "I should have spaced it out. That was way too much for one meal. But I worked up quite an appetite with all the stabbing and sawing. You have no idea." She adds, wistfully, "I'll miss him, but quiet is good too."

Spicy Jack · 03-31-2004, 09:33 PM

hee hee

zenbabe · 03-31-2004, 09:34 PM

HAHAHAHHA! Flossie Mongo ..............

sparticle · 03-31-2004, 09:35 PM

//"He was a real hard a**. I mean literally, I could hardly chew threw it." //

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!

03-31-2004, 09:28 PM	#1
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	For all you Atkins/Low carb bitchez: From the Dilbert Newsletter: BEETSVILLE, OH - After a tragic communication mixup, Flossie Mongo devoured her husband of 30 years, Lester. "I asked my doctor if I should get on that Atkins diet and lose weight by eating meat. He just got all serious-like and said -- and I'm quoting now -- ‘Just eat Les.' At least that's what I thought he said. Now he claims there was a silent s on the ennd of Les." Mrs. Mongo explained that her husband had been riding her hard to follow whatever orders the doctor gave her for losing weight. "He was a real hard a**. I mean literally, I could hardly chew threw it." After a net gain of nearly 150 pounds in one day, Mrs. Mongo admits her other big mistake: "I should have spaced it out. That was way too much for one meal. But I worked up quite an appetite with all the stabbing and sawing. You have no idea." She adds, wistfully, "I'll miss him, but quiet is good too." __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

03-31-2004, 09:34 PM	#3
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	HAHAHAHHA! Flossie Mongo .............. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

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03-31-2004, 09:33 PM	#2
Spicy Jack Brains! Brains! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 4,535	hee hee

03-31-2004, 09:35 PM	#4
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	//"He was a real hard a**. I mean literally, I could hardly chew threw it." // hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!