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AngelofGOD = this person?
So I found the conversations I had with the crazy person from the ViewAskew board. They're both pretty long but you get a general mindframe of the person I was talking to. She seems pretty much the same as AngelofGOD. I posted them on 7/11/02 on another board but can't remember how long ago I talked to her from that post.
TeetDamon: Hi Dr. Smooth, I did much better today? imdrsmooth: huh? TeetDamon: You really are the most annoying... TeetDamon: my style imdrsmooth: I try to be annoying, imdrsmooth: It's a habit TeetDamon: how did you become so all around perfect??? imdrsmooth: God, that took years to do imdrsmooth: I wouldn't wish that kind of thing on anyone TeetDamon: You were very bad not to insist I watch GWH again. imdrsmooth: I'm sorry, I'll try to suggest that movie more often TeetDamon: Are there twinkles coming out of my eyes? imdrsmooth: I sure hope not. that could hurt just a bit TeetDamon: what took years to do? what would hurt? the twinkles? TeetDamon: you are so stupid!!!!!! LOL imdrsmooth: It took years to be perfect and it hurt every minute TeetDamon: aw......oh......I am so in love now!!!! I am starting to get really nervous now!! imdrsmooth: Back off shaggy, I got a stick and I'll hit you with it TeetDamon: you are whacked, stop joking around for two seconds, I am so moved by all the effort you've put into this whole fiasco imdrsmooth: I put a pinky finger worth of effort into this TeetDamon: I can't friggin' believe it! I am completely blown away. I worship thee, as Shania Twain once said, "from this moment..." imdrsmooth: Ah, come on, Country? TeetDamon: you know I love the country chicks imdrsmooth: so you're a dude? TeetDamon: nah, I'm a dyke imdrsmooth: Oh okay imdrsmooth: How's that going for you? TeetDamon: I am dying to cuddle up to you. Are you going to read to me? I think you are... TeetDamon: dyke-hood? lame..........I quit imdrsmooth: I'll read you the back of my subway cup TeetDamon: LOL TeetDamon: I love the way you talk, even if it is annoying at this moment, but once I am with you, it will be great fun imdrsmooth: Subway has 7 subs with 6 grams of fat or less TeetDamon: I know...... TeetDamon: you brainiac imdrsmooth: But now you know even more TeetDamon: I'd say since meeting you I am taking leaps and bounds imdrsmooth: I sure hope so imdrsmooth: Wouldn't want you to be all bored and mopey about it TeetDamon: I am, I have, I love it, I am thrilled, I am feeling so lucky, more than I ever thought possible imdrsmooth: And all with this brief chat, I'm pretty amazed TeetDamon: bored......LOL!!!! How could I NOT have been upset, until today, or yesterday? This has all been way too much for me, all on my own and poor too! (ha ha, but true!) TeetDamon: Stop making light....is this your defense mechanism kicking in? imdrsmooth: Not really, that's just how I am imdrsmooth: Are you always this rambucious? imdrsmooth: and that word is spelled wrong TeetDamon: what, a jerk who plans elaborate internet schemes to woo his eternal soul mates imdrsmooth: I wish I had some internet schemes, I couldn't pull a scheme out of my ass TeetDamon: no, I am not normally this rambunctious...but how can I not be excited about my major babe of a husband TeetDamon: and all the other stuff, you know, stop it!!!! imdrsmooth: that's pretty harsh saying I'm a jerk :-( TeetDamon: AWWWWWWW, that was me going along with the tone you set TeetDamon: :'( imdrsmooth: Thanks for feeling the sorrow TeetDamon: I'm in love with you imdrsmooth: Thanks imdrsmooth: Can't say I return the love but it's much appreciated TeetDamon: I want to hold you and hold you and rub our skin, and touch your face and ahhhhhhh.......just run my fingers through your hair and all over you TeetDamon: Oh my gosh, can you really be so immature? imdrsmooth: Me immature? no way TeetDamon: I know you love me, and you can't say it when we're thousands of miles apart? What are you going to do tomorrow? imdrsmooth: Go to class imdrsmooth: learn something and then sleep for awhile TeetDamon: Fine, I'll just keep saying it for both of us. Then I'll sling you over my shoulder and take you home, throw you in my closet and lock you in there imdrsmooth: But, what about the things I have to do? TeetDamon: you are so not smooth.... school, please don't make me squirm any longer....is Baha right????/ what time should I be there???? TeetDamon: just answer the question imdrsmooth: baha? TeetDamon: what do you have to do tomorrow? get our marriage license? TeetDamon: answer the question!!!!!! tomottow night, what time? imdrsmooth: I don't get married to internet people, sorry. just a rule of mine TeetDamon: LOL TeetDamon: I hear that imdrsmooth: No offense I mean, you seem cool but have to have some rules in life TeetDamon: this is incredible, THAT'S INCREDIBLE! TeetDamon: You are really really bad, teasing me and such imdrsmooth: I'm sorry again. Don't want to hurt your feelings or anything TeetDamon: so what about my retarded performance tonight, you all have a good laugh, and why exactly was that so neccessry? TeetDamon: :-* imdrsmooth: And who might this be? TeetDamon: you are really annoying!!! maybe I made a mistake TeetDamon: NOTTTTTTTT TeetDamon: No no no just kidding TeetDamon: ;-) imdrsmooth: You better be kidding or pow TeetDamon: I love you matty TeetDamon: I can't wait to kiss those pouty lips TeetDamon: I can't believe that movie! That really freaked me out. imdrsmooth: I thought it was kind of funny personally TeetDamon: The sign, what a great idea, thanks sweetie imdrsmooth: why are you thanking me for the sign? TeetDamon: what funny? the fact that I had no idea what I would find??? I know, I am so stupid imdrsmooth: It was a nice touch imdrsmooth: I'll sell you the sign TeetDamon signed on at 1:43:49 AM. TeetDamon: what??? you don't answer any of my questions TeetDamon: comment on the movie, and how it was us, and yadda yadda imdrsmooth: What were your questions again? TeetDamon: oh! TeetDamon: the movie, you've known all along, didn't it freak you out when I said I wanted to create a "ask matt" like the "magic 8 ball"??? imdrsmooth: I can't say I've ever had that idea before. Would you shake matt around like a magic 8 ball? TeetDamon: you are really grating on me, how can you be so obviously maddly in love with me and remain so restrained in chat? anyway, yes, i will shake your brain around in a similar fashion TeetDamon: little girls all over the world will be practicing kissing on your smoochable lips, which I don't like, and come to think of it, may not make the product now imdrsmooth: That's a good idea. My brain is a little weird as it is now so shaking it around would only make things worse imdrsmooth: Sorry about restraining myself. Just feel like it's a good thing to do right now. TeetDamon: why? when you've gone to so much trouble and we're going to meet tomorrow? can't we converse a wee bit more personally at this point? imdrsmooth: Where are we meeting? TeetDamon: you've completely exposed yourself and you are talking about "restraining yourself". You aern't making sense darling. imdrsmooth: I'm mysterious like that TeetDamon: Matt, I cannot take any more of your "jokes". I am really really serious. I have been under way too much stress for another "joke". I don't see how you could even think of making me worry or feel any sort of anxiety right now. imdrsmooth: What is stressing you out? TeetDamon: I want to relax tomorrow, watch your movies again and get ready to go. TeetDamon: the way you won't answer my questinos and act like nothing is going on TeetDamon: the devil thing stresses me, the babies thing is freaking me imdrsmooth: what babies thing is that? TeetDamon: the "when will I meet matt" thing is stressing me TeetDamon: oh....you're really not being funny TeetDamon: really, it hurts me that you just want to keep this up, I need you, and your support, not jokes and games TeetDamon: we can joke around tons for the rest of our lives, why so important now imdrsmooth: It could be that you have the wrong person too TeetDamon: and this is not even a joke, it is you literally tormenting me when I am at a very weak point, very vulneralbe imdrsmooth: Sounds like troubadour love TeetDamon: what????? what is wrong with you???:-( |
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