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04-04-2004, 07:35 PM

If you could invent a new kind of candy or candy bar, what would it be? Describe your candy as explicitly(ooh) as you want. This will include name and what it's made of, and could include other things such as carb/caloric content, or amount of vitamins(lol, only if you want to).

My candy:

Name: Heart attack bar

Ingredients: chocolate, nougat, marshmallows, granulated sugar(for texture), peanut butter and, of course, the whole thing is deep fried. It wouldn't be a heart attack bar if it wasn't.

Caloric content: 500 calories.

Carb level: Well...it's not on the Atkins diet.

Have fun!

Audreyvgs · 04-04-2004, 11:18 PM

I want a turtle made of really smooth rich chocolate, where the caramel isnt the kind that sticks to your teeth, but melts gooey when you bite into it, over slightly salty toasted pecans. Damn, I need to go cook!

McFlibbish · 04-05-2004, 12:09 AM

Salmon Ice Cream.

'Nuff said.

Magpie · 04-05-2004, 12:59 AM

Dark chocolate covered Red Vines

Audreyvgs · 04-05-2004, 01:02 AM

What's a red vine?

Spicy Jack · 04-05-2004, 01:03 AM

a perfect sour candy would allow you to eat it for as long as you would like without tearing up your mouth and giving you a sugar headache.

JesusTitties · 04-05-2004, 03:50 AM

zenbabe · 04-05-2004, 03:59 AM

I don't like candy.

Smartypants · 04-05-2004, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JesusTitties

I know this is off-topic, but JT started it. Is it POSSIBLE that kingidentity.com is not a joke??

Magpie · 04-05-2004, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
What's a red vine?

Red Licorice mmmmm!

JesusTitties · 04-05-2004, 05:31 AM

priceyfatprude · 04-05-2004, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zenbabe
I don't like candy.

It has to be chocolate, or I'm not interested.

daverbee · 04-05-2004, 03:11 PM

Dark chocolate bar with a coating of white chocolate, and sprinkled with milk chocolate sprinkles and cayenne pepper powder.
We could call it Chocolate Hell.

Spicy Jack · 04-05-2004, 03:24 PM

I don't like chocolate.

04-05-2004, 03:53 PM

Refresh™:

A minty-cool chewing gum that lets you start things over again with a clean slate. However you screwed up, take some Refresh™, and you’ll enjoy a lasting minty taste AND a chance to go back and undo something you did, just like the “undo” button in your favorite graphics applications on the computer!

Note that by necessity your previous memory is erased; otherwise you would have a schizoid, disjointed memory that jumps across different time periods and includes things that didn’t actually happen.

04-04-2004, 07:35 PM	#1
Abby Normal Posts: n/a	Invent-a-candy If you could invent a new kind of candy or candy bar, what would it be? Describe your candy as explicitly(ooh) as you want. This will include name and what it's made of, and could include other things such as carb/caloric content, or amount of vitamins(lol, only if you want to). My candy: Name: Heart attack bar Ingredients: chocolate, nougat, marshmallows, granulated sugar(for texture), peanut butter and, of course, the whole thing is deep fried. It wouldn't be a heart attack bar if it wasn't. Caloric content: 500 calories. Carb level: Well...it's not on the Atkins diet. Have fun!

04-05-2004, 03:59 AM	#8
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I don't like candy. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

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04-04-2004, 11:18 PM	#2
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	I want a turtle made of really smooth rich chocolate, where the caramel isnt the kind that sticks to your teeth, but melts gooey when you bite into it, over slightly salty toasted pecans. Damn, I need to go cook!

04-05-2004, 12:09 AM	#3
McFlibbish monkey Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 30	Salmon Ice Cream. 'Nuff said.

04-05-2004, 12:59 AM	#4
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	Dark chocolate covered Red Vines

04-05-2004, 01:02 AM	#5
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	What's a red vine?

04-05-2004, 01:03 AM	#6
Spicy Jack Brains! Brains! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 4,535	a perfect sour candy would allow you to eat it for as long as you would like without tearing up your mouth and giving you a sugar headache.

04-05-2004, 03:50 AM	#7
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04-05-2004, 03:11 PM	#13
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Dark chocolate bar with a coating of white chocolate, and sprinkled with milk chocolate sprinkles and cayenne pepper powder. We could call it Chocolate Hell.

04-05-2004, 03:24 PM	#14
Spicy Jack Brains! Brains! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 4,535	I don't like chocolate.

04-05-2004, 03:53 PM	#15
rapscalious rob Posts: n/a	Refresh™: A minty-cool chewing gum that lets you start things over again with a clean slate. However you screwed up, take some Refresh™, and you’ll enjoy a lasting minty taste AND a chance to go back and undo something you did, just like the “undo” button in your favorite graphics applications on the computer! Note that by necessity your previous memory is erased; otherwise you would have a schizoid, disjointed memory that jumps across different time periods and includes things that didn’t actually happen.