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Old 04-08-2004, 05:38 AM   #1
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i hab a stubbed up dose and cant smeep
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Old 04-08-2004, 08:50 AM   #2
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Here, have a tissue. Got them free with my last Cosmo.
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Old 04-08-2004, 12:27 PM   #3
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take niquil or something, or just look at this jrocker pic!
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Old 04-08-2004, 02:27 PM   #4
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whose sinuses do you think she is clearing??? His or hers? LOL
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Old 04-08-2004, 05:15 PM   #5
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huuuuuuh?
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Old 04-08-2004, 05:36 PM   #6
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The photo, agent; looks to me like he/she is cleaning someone's plumbing for them..or maybe giving the raspberries. My mind is in the gutter today
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Old 04-08-2004, 05:47 PM   #7
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here JT... some hot & sour and chicken soups...
should help you clear right up...





feel better...
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Old 04-08-2004, 05:54 PM   #8
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crush a jalapeno....rub some of the paste into your nostrils.....no more snubbed ub nobse.
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Old 04-08-2004, 05:56 PM   #9
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Tylenol cold, ibuprofen every six hours, lots of liquids, nyquil if you have problems sleeping.
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Old 04-08-2004, 06:11 PM   #10
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The photo, agent; looks to me like he/she is cleaning someone's plumbing for them..or maybe giving the raspberries. My mind is in the gutter today
oh, hehehe, all male, and yes, such blowjobs on stage like you've never seen. a blow job sandwhich, if you will.
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Old 04-08-2004, 09:30 PM   #11
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Get some eggrolls from the Chinese place & dip them in the hot mustard. Eat at least 2 packets of it.
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Old 04-08-2004, 09:35 PM   #12
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why dont i just shove roman candle fireworks up my nose and light them retard
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Old 04-08-2004, 09:38 PM   #13
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I was going to write that, but wanted to be nice.

Now I think you should snort the mustard.
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Old 04-09-2004, 03:34 AM   #14
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one word:

WASABE!
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Old 04-09-2004, 12:14 PM   #15
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Okay..my turn.

really good chicken soup

a good decongestant and ibuprophen

tissues

some good movies

and a sympathetic ear
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