QUESTIONS~We want the dirt

[Magpie]

1. What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

2. What's the most unusual thing you've ever done by yourself?

3. Do you tap your coffee spoon a *certain* number of times after stirring?

4. What was the last lie you told?

5. Do you talk to your neighbors?

6. How often do you change your sheets?

7. MEN: Boxers, briefs, manties or not at all?

7. WOMEN: Bikini, Granny, thong or not at all?

8. What have you done that you are most ashamed of?

9. What celebrity would you most like to have over for dinner?
(Beale, go ahead and skip this one we already know)

10. What celebrity would you most like to bury in a shallow grave outside of town?

11. Who would you rather be more?:

MEN: Ron Jeremy or Walt Disney
WOMEN: Anna Nicole Smith or Condoleza Rice

12. If you had to pick a song to be the soundtrack of your life, what song would it be.... and why?

[red]

1. What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
unagi, but is that really all that strange anymore?

2. What's the most unusual thing you've ever done by yourself?


3. Do you tap your coffee spoon a *certain* number of times after stirring?
what?

4. What was the last lie you told?


5. Do you talk to your neighbors?
yes

6. How often do you change your sheets?
1-2 weeks

7. MEN: Boxers, briefs, manties or not at all?
what the hell are manties?

7. WOMEN: Bikini, Granny, thong or not at all?
everything, but granny.

8. What have you done that you are most ashamed of?
Took my dad's coin collection and spent it on video games. (I was 14.)

9. What celebrity would you most like to have over for dinner?
One that would cook me dinner, Alton Brown.

10. What celebrity would you most like to bury in a shallow grave outside of town?
tom cruise and I'd make him dig the grave

11. Who would you rather be more?:
MEN: Ron Jeremy
WOMEN: Condoleza Rice

12. If you had to pick a song to be the soundtrack of your life, what song would it be.... and why?
I'm walking on sunshine.
why not

[Hermione]

1. What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

umm.. escargot..

2. What's the most unusual thing you've ever done by yourself?

I don't do anything unusual by myself..

3. Do you tap your coffee spoon a *certain* number of times after stirring?

I don't drink coffee

4. What was the last lie you told?

"mum.. I'm not going on the internet to post on the board.. I'm doing statistics homework"

5. Do you talk to your neighbors?

no.. I avoid all contact with them..

6. How often do you change your sheets?

every week.. I love nice clean sheets

7. MEN: Boxers, briefs, manties or not at all?

lol..what are manties?

7. WOMEN: Bikini, Granny, thong or not at all?

thong

8. What have you done that you are most ashamed of?

I'm not really ashamed of anything..

9. What celebrity would you most like to have over for dinner?
(Beale, go ahead and skip this one we already know)

Audrey Hepburn, Nicole Kidman, or Aishwarya Rai --> girls
Colin Farell, Jude Law, or Brad Pitt

10. What celebrity would you most like to bury in a shallow grave outside of town?

that lizzie mcguire girl, the olsen twins, or anyone of equal irritation

11. Who would you rather be more?:

MEN: Ron Jeremy or Walt Disney (neither)
WOMEN: Anna Nicole Smith or Condoleza Rice (haha.. neither)

12. If you had to pick a song to be the soundtrack of your life, what song would it be.... and why?

White Flag by DIDO.. I don't believe anyone should ever give up on anything.. =)

[bealeblues]

1. What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

i finally had sushi for the first (and only) time ever last week

2. What's the most unusual thing you've ever done by yourself?

define unusual

3. Do you tap your coffee spoon a *certain* number of times after stirring?

i don't drink coffee

4. What was the last lie you told?

those records are sealed

5. Do you talk to your neighbors?

been here two years, don't know one of the them

6. How often do you change your sheets?

about once a week or so (meaning up to 6 months, joj)

7. MEN: Boxers, briefs, manties or not at all?

boxers

8. What have you done that you are most ashamed of?

cheered for georgia at a football game

9. What celebrity would you most like to have over for dinner?
(Beale, go ahead and skip this one we already know)

i'm going to answer anyway:



10. What celebrity would you most like to bury in a shallow grave outside of town?

barry bonds

11. Who would you rather be more?:

MEN: Ron Jeremy or Walt Disney

walt disney? i don't get it

12. If you had to pick a song to be the soundtrack of your life, what song would it be.... and why?

roadhouse blues--- it's just a kick ass song that puts me in a good mood

1. What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
Jellyfish tentacles or a fish eyeball. It’s the seafood.
2. What's the most unusual thing you've ever done by yourself?
The usual.
3. Do you tap your coffee spoon a *certain* number of times after stirring?
Of course! Doesn’t everyone?
4. What was the last lie you told?
Question no. 3.
5. Do you talk to your neighbors?
All the time.
6. How often do you change your sheets?
Every 15 minutes.
7. MEN: Boxers, briefs, manties or not at all?
Not at all!
7. WOMEN: Bikini, Granny, thong or not at all?
Not at all!
8. What have you done that you are most ashamed of?
I was a flasher in elementary school. How embarrassing.
9. What celebrity would you most like to have over for dinner?
(Beale, go ahead and skip this one we already know)
Hmm… I don’t think I’d want any celebrity over for dinner.
10. What celebrity would you most like to bury in a shallow grave outside of town?
I’d rather let someone else do that.
11. Who would you rather be more?:

MEN: Ron Jeremy or Walt Disney
WOMEN: Anna Nicole Smith or Condoleza Rice
Let’s see: a stubborn racist cartoonist who went bankrupt several times or an aging porn star? Hmm.
12. If you had to pick a song to be the soundtrack of your life, what song would it be.... and why?
Is one song a soundtrack? What is this, “taxi driver?”

[nycwriters]

1. What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

peanut butter omelette

2. What's the most unusual thing you've ever done by yourself?

moved all over north america into cities where I know no one, every one to four years.

3. Do you tap your coffee spoon a *certain* number of times after stirring?

no

4. What was the last lie you told?

I don't lie as a rule.

5. Do you talk to your neighbors?

My new neighbors are overtly/scarily friendly. I was in between lugging up stuff from the truck, and I came back into my apartment to find two of them in the living room, looking around, then greeting me with "WELL HELLOOOO! I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR DOWN THE HALL, FABULOUS TO MEET YOU!" (as only a gay man, and his drunk girl-friend can do).

6. How often do you change your sheets?

once a week

7. MEN: Boxers, briefs, manties or not at all?

I'm not a man, babeeee...

7. WOMEN: Bikini, Granny, thong or not at all?

depends on the time of the month.

8. What have you done that you are most ashamed of?

ugh, can't think right now. I'm sure there's something.

9. What celebrity would you most like to have over for dinner?
(Beale, go ahead and skip this one we already know)



10. What celebrity would you most like to bury in a shallow grave outside of town?



or



11. Who would you rather be more?:

MEN: Ron Jeremy or Walt Disney
WOMEN: Anna Nicole Smith or Condoleza Rice

Uh, can I have more choices?

12. If you had to pick a song to be the soundtrack of your life, what song would it be.... and why?

Suzanne by Leonard Cohen

[Wldchld]

QUESTIONS~We want the dirt

1. What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
Chocolate covered grasshopper, long ago, & never again. Blech!!!

2. What's the most unusual thing you've ever done by yourself?
hmmmmm?

3. Do you tap your coffee spoon a *certain* number of times after stirring?
No, but I do sit & fiddle w/ my spoon.

4. What was the last lie you told?
I try really hard not to lie, I'm not good at it.

5. Do you talk to your neighbors?
Yes.

6. How often do you change your sheets?
Every 5 or 6 days.

7. MEN: Boxers, briefs, manties or not at all?
Manties? Guy panties? Ok now I want to know what these manties are!

7. WOMEN: Bikini, Granny, thong or not at all?
No Grannies. I will wear bikinis & thongs, but nothing is way more comfortable.

8. What have you done that you are most ashamed of?
Don't know at the moment, give me time to think on it.

9. What celebrity would you most like to have over for dinner?
(Beale, go ahead and skip this one we already know)
Julie Andrews Edwards

10. What celebrity would you most like to bury in a shallow grave outside of town?
If I don't like them why waste my time on a burial?

11. Who would you rather be more?:

MEN: Ron Jeremy or Walt Disney
WOMEN: Anna Nicole Smith or Condoleza Rice
Awwww man, that's a harsh choice! lol Could I be Walt Disney?

12. If you had to pick a song to be the soundtrack of your life, what song would it be.... and why? If I named one I would want to change it tomorrow, it just would depend on my mood.

[nycwriters]

Hahahahaha, Wldchld, I love your avatar ... is that your kitty?

[topcat]

QUESTIONS~We want the dirt
1. What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

2. What's the most unusual thing you've ever done by yourself?

3. Do you tap your coffee spoon a *certain* number of times after stirring?
all the time
4. What was the last lie you told?
she is just a friend
5. Do you talk to your neighbors?
yes
6. How often do you change your sheets?
once a week
7. MEN: Bors, briefs, manties or not at all?
commando
7. WOMEN: Bikini, Granny, thong or not at all?

8. What have you done that you are most ashamed of?

9. What celebrity would you most like to have over for dinner?
(Beale, go ahead and skip this one we already know)
sean connery
10. What celebrity would you most like to bury in a shallow grave outside of town?

11. Who would you rather be more?:

MEN: Ron Jeremy or Walt Disney
WOMEN: Anna Nicole Smith or Condoleza Rice

12. If you had to pick a song to be the soundtrack of your life
runnin against the wind

[sparticle]

1. What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

Cellophane noodles.

2. What's the most unusual thing you've ever done by yourself?

Gave someone the right of way on I-271

3. Do you tap your coffee spoon a *certain* number of times after stirring?

Three.

4. What was the last lie you told?

"Wonderful."

5. Do you talk to your neighbors?

When approached - not much of a busybody, but not snotty about it.

6. How often do you change your sheets?

Biweekly.

7. MEN: Boxers, briefs, manties or not at all?

They look cute in boxers or briefs. Manties give me the creeps.

7. WOMEN: Bikini, Granny, thong or not at all?

Bikini. What the hell is up with thongs? Who dreamt that up? If he wants me to run around with ass floss he's going to have to go first.

8. What have you done that you are most ashamed of?

Slapped someone who most definitely didn't have it coming (I learned that later -- talk about wanting to die!)

9. What celebrity would you most like to have over for dinner?
(Beale, go ahead and skip this one we already know)

David Bowie! And if he couldn't make it, Bob Feller! Maybe both! Now, THERE would be a hell of a dinner conversation!

10. What celebrity would you most like to bury in a shallow grave outside of town?

Still breathing or not? Probably Pete Rose either way.

11. Who would you rather be more?:

MEN: Ron Jeremy or Walt Disney
WOMEN: Anna Nicole Smith or Condoleza Rice

Anna Nicole at least looks like she has fun being a conscienceless polly parrot....

12. If you had to pick a song to be the soundtrack of your life, what song would it be.... and why?

"Under Pressure" -- it's just such an important song about remembering priorities.

'Cause love's such an old fashioned word
And love dares you to care
For the people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about us

Oh

This is our last dance
This is our last dance
This is ourselves
Under pressure

[Avalon]

What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

Pickeled herring..ugh!

2. What's the most unusual thing you've ever done by yourself?

Ventured onto this board.

3. Do you tap your coffee spoon a *certain* number of times after stirring?

I believe the magic number is 3

4. What was the last lie you told?

"Tell them I am in a meeting"

5. Do you talk to your neighbors?

not often

6. How often do you change your sheets?

Every other day; I have an obsession with clean linen.

7. MEN: Boxers, briefs, manties or not at all?

I really don't care

7. WOMEN: Bikini, Granny, thong or not at all?

Depends on the message I want to send. But never a thong. I have spent all of my life trying to keep my underwear out of there.

8. What have you done that you are most ashamed of?

Married my first husband.

9. What celebrity would you most like to have over for dinner?
(Beale, go ahead and skip this one we already know)

Hugh Jackman

10. What celebrity would you most like to bury in a shallow grave outside of town?

Tom Cruise..he is a waste of space.

11. Who would you rather be more?:

MEN: Ron Jeremy or Walt Disney
WOMEN: Anna Nicole Smith or Condoleza Rice

Neither; but if I had to chose, Anna. She has enough money to change her flaws or atleast to camo them.

12. If you had to pick a song to be the soundtrack of your life, what song would it be.... and why?

Don't laugh! The Dance, by Garth Brooks ( and I hate country music, go figure )

[Audreyvgs]

1. What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

a bug, not intentionally.

2. What's the most unusual thing you've ever done by yourself?

too many things to even remember.

3. Do you tap your coffee spoon a *certain* number of times after stirring?

no, wouldnt that be like, anal?

4. What was the last lie you told? Cant remember! Had to have been one, I have a 6 yr old! And a husband!

5. Do you talk to your neighbors?

I've got the best neighbors and the best fence on the planet. When they're on the other side, they're invisible, when they're here on this side, they're family-ish

6. How often do you change your sheets? I dont. Somebody else does.

7. MEN: Boxers, briefs, manties or not at all? I like none, he insists on boxers

7. WOMEN: Bikini, Granny, thong or not at all? granny cotton

8. What have you done that you are most ashamed of? Like I'd write that down!

9. What celebrity would you most like to have over for dinner?
Paul Reubens

10. What celebrity would you most like to bury in a shallow grave outside of town? Rush Limbaugh

11. Who would you rather be more?: Sorry, Walt for me.

MEN: Ron Jeremy or Walt Disney
WOMEN: Anna Nicole Smith or Condoleza Rice

12. If you had to pick a song to be the soundtrack of your life, what song would it be.... and why? It aint ben writ yet.

[madasacutsnake]

1. What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

Does it count if you don't swallow?



2. What's the most unusual thing you've ever done by yourself?

I got dropped from a helicopter into the ocean on a pretend rescue mission for the air force. I was in the ocean for about 40 minutes before they found me.




3. Do you tap your coffee spoon a *certain* number of times after stirring?

I don't stir it. I put the milk in first then I use one of those individual coffee dripolater things. Mixes it all up nicely and saves me heaps of time.



4. What was the last lie you told?

About the rescue mission - it was probably not that long.




5. Do you talk to your neighbors?

I don't know enough about football.




6. How often do you change your sheets?

When they smell.




7. WOMEN: Bikini, Granny, thong or not at all?

Grannys.



8. What have you done that you are most ashamed of?

Slept with a married man.




9. What celebrity would you most like to have over for dinner?
(Beale, go ahead and skip this one we already know)

Andrew Denton if it's for dinner, Harrison Ford if it's for coffee too.



10. What celebrity would you most like to bury in a shallow grave outside of town?

Nicholas Cage would probably get right off on that.



11. Who would you rather be more?:

WOMEN: Anna Nicole Smith or Condoleza Rice

Anna Nicole is smarter.



12. If you had to pick a song to be the soundtrack of your life, what song would it be.... and why?

Leonard Cohen I'm Your Man, sexy and committed and confident

[priceyfatprude]

1. What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

Raw oysters

2. What's the most unusual thing you've ever done by yourself?

Went on vacation. Some ppl don't think it's such a big deal, others are like, "I can't believe you did that!"

3. Do you tap your coffee spoon a *certain* number of times after stirring?

What are these spoons you ppl speak of?

4. What was the last lie you told?

Told my cousins today that I would meet them @ the casino for bingo.

5. Do you talk to your neighbors?

When I see them, yes.

6. How often do you change your sheets?

When they need it.

7. MEN: Boxers, briefs, manties or not at all?

http://www.manties.net

Blech. I like boxer briefs on a guy.

7. WOMEN: Bikini, Granny, thong or not at all?

Depends on the day. Speaking of which, I should go do some laundry.

8. What have you done that you are most ashamed of?

Lots of stuff.

9. What celebrity would you most like to have over for dinner?
(Beale, go ahead and skip this one we already know)

This, too, depends on the day.

10. What celebrity would you most like to bury in a shallow grave outside of town?

Courtney Love or J-Lo. Can I do both?

11. Who would you rather be more?:

WOMEN: Anna Nicole Smith or Condoleza Rice

Anna Nicole.

12. If you had to pick a song to be the soundtrack of your life, what song would it be.... and why?

This, too would depend on the day. Today? Let My Love Open the Door.

[Aphrodite]

1. What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

who knows. I taste ethnic foods all the time and whatever is in them, I may never know. I do know I have eaten horse and snake, ostrich, emu, caribou, moose, elk, deer, and escargot. Apparently nothing is safe.

2. What's the most unusual thing you've ever done by yourself?

Camping Trip alone then scuba dive on a treasure hunt.


3. Do you tap your coffee spoon a *certain* number of times after stirring?

3 times I think

4. What was the last lie you told?
"That wine was good"

5. Do you talk to your neighbors?
Hellos over the fence

6. How often do you change your sheets?
At least once a week. Usually Fridays but if the dog gets dirt on the bed, or something, then more often.

7. WOMEN: Bikini, Granny, thong or not at all?
All of the above. It depends on a number of things, including, how much laundry is waiting to be done.

8. What have you done that you are most ashamed of?

I cannot share my shame.

9. What celebrity would you most like to have over for dinner?
(Beale, go ahead and skip this one we already know)

If I was cooking it would be Mike Harris. That way he could see how it is to be a real single parent family with a student loan and a non support paying deadbeat ex.

If he was cooking...The naked chef. (you can figure out why)

10. What celebrity would you most like to bury in a shallow grave outside of town?

Michael Jackson

11. Who would you rather be more?:

WOMEN: Condoleza Rice brains, and beauty. Cool under pressure.

12. If you had to pick a song to be the soundtrack of your life, what song would it be.... and why?
The Flower that Shattered the Stone (John Denver) Because I make my own path. I achieve what I set out to and don't care about the odds. Reach for the stars. Do it with dignity and honour and never give up.