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sparticle · 04-13-2004, 12:57 PM

I understand the Number of the Beast is not 666 but 660!

An apocalyptic Evangelist getting the math wrong -- go figure.

bealeblues · 04-13-2004, 01:35 PM

you are SO right. that bastard. ESPN just did a whole breakdown of his numbers and the gap b/t him and everyone else and i about threw the damn tv through the wall. very nice punctuation to my already shitty day.

i can't wait until we have proof that he juiced. 660*

sparticle · 04-13-2004, 01:54 PM

Well, as I was driving up the mountainside yesterday afternoon, the announcement came, and then the radio fizzled out. Being at 10,000 feet had nothing to do with it. It was a direct sign of the Almighty's disapproval, I tell ya!

I always loved Willie Mays when I was a kid, despite the '54 Series and his catch off Vic Wertz. But he's the Godfather of the Antichrist. How can this be? LOL

bealeblues · 04-13-2004, 01:55 PM

i think i love you sparticle

bealeblues · 04-13-2004, 01:56 PM

i've made several rants over the life of the board about the dodgers and the sf bastards and the ny fvckmuffins-- as well as steroidantichrist..... it's way cool that someone else can recognize my pain....

nycwriters · 04-13-2004, 01:58 PM

NY fvckmuffins?

*cough*

I just bought D tix for a game each month until season end.

Audreyvgs · 04-13-2004, 01:58 PM

Well, I'm glad somebody could. I'd a never recognized that one in a million years.

bealeblues · 04-13-2004, 02:00 PM

you know i've called the yankees the fvckmuffins ever since we've known each other

and they can bite my confederate ass!

nycwriters · 04-13-2004, 02:01 PM

After they kick your proverbial one, sure.

bealeblues · 04-13-2004, 02:02 PM

hell, my fvcking team would actually have to GET there, you know, and we both know that ain't happenin....

btw, NICE gift of tix... you just earned lots of points....

nycwriters · 04-13-2004, 02:03 PM

Yeah he was pretty happy.

sparticle · 04-13-2004, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bealeblues
i think i love you sparticle

My dear Mr. Beales,

My growing affection for you, sir, is exceeded only by my vitriolic hatred of the Crankees (sorry, nycwriters -- I love NY but not the Yankoids).

Very sincerely yours,

Ms. Sparticle O'Hara

bealeblues · 04-13-2004, 02:05 PM

that's it. i DO love you sparticle....

sparticle · 04-13-2004, 02:10 PM

I hate the Yankees so much they even made a Pedro Martinez fan of me last fall.

Is Don Zimmer the inspiration for Freddy Krueger, related to Uncle Fester or possessed by John Wayne Gacy? I can never keep it straight....

bealeblues · 04-13-2004, 02:15 PM

well see, i don't so much mind pedro the pitcher-- he came up throught the dodgers' farm system, and for about 20 minutes, his brother ramon was a helluva pitcher until the dodgers decided to fvck away a 9 game midseason lead over the braves (back when the braves were in the NL West of all things) and he couldn't throw a ball into the ocean....

04-13-2004, 12:57 PM	#1
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	hey, beales! I understand the Number of the Beast is not 666 but 660! An apocalyptic Evangelist getting the math wrong -- go figure.

04-13-2004, 01:35 PM	#2
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	you are SO right. that bastard. ESPN just did a whole breakdown of his numbers and the gap b/t him and everyone else and i about threw the damn tv through the wall. very nice punctuation to my already shitty day. i can't wait until we have proof that he juiced. 660* __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

04-13-2004, 01:55 PM	#4
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	i think i love you sparticle __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

04-13-2004, 01:56 PM	#5
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	i've made several rants over the life of the board about the dodgers and the sf bastards and the ny fvckmuffins-- as well as steroidantichrist..... it's way cool that someone else can recognize my pain.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

04-13-2004, 02:00 PM	#8
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	you know i've called the yankees the fvckmuffins ever since we've known each other and they can bite my confederate ass! __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

04-13-2004, 01:54 PM	#3
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	Well, as I was driving up the mountainside yesterday afternoon, the announcement came, and then the radio fizzled out. Being at 10,000 feet had nothing to do with it. It was a direct sign of the Almighty's disapproval, I tell ya! I always loved Willie Mays when I was a kid, despite the '54 Series and his catch off Vic Wertz. But he's the Godfather of the Antichrist. How can this be? LOL

04-13-2004, 01:58 PM	#6
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	NY fvckmuffins? cough I just bought D tix for a game each month until season end.

04-13-2004, 01:58 PM	#7
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	Well, I'm glad somebody could. I'd a never recognized that one in a million years.

04-13-2004, 02:01 PM	#9
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	After they kick your proverbial one, sure.

04-13-2004, 02:02 PM	#10
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	hell, my fvcking team would actually have to GET there, you know, and we both know that ain't happenin.... btw, NICE gift of tix... you just earned lots of points.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

04-13-2004, 02:03 PM	#11
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	Yeah he was pretty happy.

04-13-2004, 02:05 PM	#13
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	that's it. i DO love you sparticle.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

04-13-2004, 02:10 PM	#14
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	I hate the Yankees so much they even made a Pedro Martinez fan of me last fall. Is Don Zimmer the inspiration for Freddy Krueger, related to Uncle Fester or possessed by John Wayne Gacy? I can never keep it straight....

04-13-2004, 02:15 PM	#15
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	well see, i don't so much mind pedro the pitcher-- he came up throught the dodgers' farm system, and for about 20 minutes, his brother ramon was a helluva pitcher until the dodgers decided to fvck away a 9 game midseason lead over the braves (back when the braves were in the NL West of all things) and he couldn't throw a ball into the ocean.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

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