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Lollypop!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: we are all made of stars
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Cover Letters
Anybody got a kick ass cover letter handy? I am horrible at writing them and want to send some resume's out today.
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where's my salt?
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: finally writing
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To Whom It May Concern:
I am a racist bitch who'd like to cause trouble in your company for nominal wages. I have experience in fruit picking, lying on game shows, flashing my junk on webcams, and finding random websites to help lower productivity. Please hire me. Love, ZB
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Lollypop!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: we are all made of stars
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I am serious you cracker ass cracker!
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where's my salt?
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: finally writing
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so am i!
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Myth Demeanour
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: My tent
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Zen I am great at those...
What job are you going for and I'll make you a template you can use. PM me or something I can have a great one for you. I did one for a garbage man and by the time I was done he could have been a CEO.
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