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Old 04-13-2004, 01:11 PM   #1
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Cover Letters

Anybody got a kick ass cover letter handy? I am horrible at writing them and want to send some resume's out today.
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Old 04-13-2004, 01:38 PM   #2
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To Whom It May Concern:

I am a racist bitch who'd like to cause trouble in your company for nominal wages. I have experience in fruit picking, lying on game shows, flashing my junk on webcams, and finding random websites to help lower productivity. Please hire me.

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Old 04-13-2004, 01:57 PM   #3
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I am serious you cracker ass cracker!
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Old 04-13-2004, 01:58 PM   #4
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so am i!

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Old 04-13-2004, 06:19 PM   #5
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Zen I am great at those...

What job are you going for and I'll make you a template you can use. PM me or something I can have a great one for you.

I did one for a garbage man and by the time I was done he could have been a CEO.
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